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Videogame movies are trying to kill you. This is fact.
Anthony Burch \| 10:19 AM on 09.08.2009	44 comments

I wrote this article and you could read it if you wanted to. It's about fictional videogames that kill people.

Also, Ash and I took these pictures at PAX and gave them to the guys at Rockstar.

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42 comments | showing # 1 to 42

Naim Master

Incestuous relationships in The Ballad of Gay Tony, CONFIRMED!

Monodi

I think I haven't seen any of those, except for just some parts of Gamebox 1.0

Also, needs more SPACE. MOTHERFUCKER.

SuitcoatAvenger

That picture in the lower-right corner is the best thing that has ever happened.

Yes, better than penicillin.

Jack Maverick

What, no Tron? Then again, to be fair, it didn't really glorify violence nor was it really that evil. But still, I was expecting a nod to Tron somewhere in there.

And I will follow my dreams.

s0lesurviv0r

Ever see Evolver or [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX_0JbMrl8I]Arcade[/url}?

s0lesurviv0r

damn non-brackets

Ever see Evolver or Arcade?

GuitarAtomik

Is this before or after you had sex with her? ;D

....awesome panel by the way.

Naim Master

And Ash's new hair looks so much less worse!

Sentry

"Follow your dreams" is probably my new favourite picture ever. I can't tell if you're crossing your arms or swinging them around - not unlike while dancing a hodown - but it just. doesn't. matter.

Tino

SPACE MOTHERFUCKER

BulletMagnet

Indeed, that "follow your dreams" pic is absolutely priceless.

phantomile

Pretty sure that "follow your dreams" photo is the best picture of anything I have ever seen in my entire life.

Tubatic

Should you ever recover from Double Dragon, I'd like to nominate Surf Ninjas for a Podtoid Commentary, if only to appreciate Leslie Nielsen's villany against previous Commentary Villians.

Follow Your Dreams, indeed.

ProperlyParanoid

You have a fucking TARDIS T-shirt. That's amazing!

Darren Nakamura

I love when you take pictures pretending to be pleasant and joyful.

GoldenGamerXero

Seeing you and Ashley isn't nearly as hillarious without the mentally defunct hordes of GameTrailers comments on how much ashley looks like a guy, how much they want to fuck/marry Ashley or complaining that you guys are killing GameTrailers and turning it into Youtube.

Thoough Mirax is correct in saying that Doctor Who = awesome time.

DaedHead8

That LOVE picture is my personal favorite. Also, Surf Ninja's commentary would be AMAZING.

Naim Master

@goldengamerxero
Ash looks so much a guy it's disgusting, that's why I wanna fuck her brains out and if that bitch is still alive marry her, the only gripe with our marriage would be those unfunny low-brow videos she does for GT, it's not freaking Youtube, GT shouldn't have shitty low budget shit!

Marioland

I would like to see the HEY ASH WHACHA PLAYING broadcasting at the future liberty cities television and "internet"

You got it? There will be HAWP *IN* GTA-whatever and then they will do HAWP *FOR* GTA-whatever. Haven't your brains melt yet?

Also, good looking Burch siblings are good looking.

GoldenGamerXero

@Naim Master

That comment was like you juiced the comments on the entire HAWP archives and wringed them out into a sippy cup of filth.

Kudos to you!

BulletTrain

Supa supa kawaii desu ne

etirflita

While not a movie, Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson is a great example of a game turning deadly.

Sentry

Etirflita - "Snow Crash" is so delightful! How can you go wrong when the main character's name is "Hiro Protagonist" and he's a pizza deliverator?

Meanwhile, back at home....

Papa Burch: *sighs* God, my kids are so weird...

=P

eternalplayer2345

you're short but easy to love

wanderingpixel

Anthony smiled. God help us all.

falinter

My monitor just broke from all the forced rev-happiness.

PanOpticon

Interesting article, how are things working out for you on the AMC site?

Justice

Dreams, I'm followin' 'em!

ace of knaves

A strange game; the only winning move is to FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!

laika one

I love you guys... Adopt me? :) <3

DanMazkin

You forgot LawnmowerMan, where the game will turn you into a super intelligent, psychic, all powerful Techno-God who gets laid by his slutty neighbor on a regular basis.

Samit Sarkar

That "Follow Your Dreams" photo is made of win.

Sentry

I just read the latest Dr. McNinja and simply couldn't help but think of you, good sir, when seeing the saccharine sentiment on his face while also saying, "Believe in yourself!":

Serendipitous times.

Chad Concelmo

Hahahahaha! :D

The Amazing Shenazin

THE BISHOP OF FUCKING BATTLE!

also Snow Crash is the shit

kalidanthepalidan

I now feel inspired to follow my dreams.

Also, did anybody record the HAWP panel? If so will it be on the interwebs at some point in the future?

Qraze

a bit late but i was gonna get mad if i didn't see brainscan it that article, good read nonetheless.

KyleGamgee

I hope sometimes you feel like you look how you feel in that last picture.

:D

Anifanatic

Oh man, those are awesome pictures. The love one got a good laugh out of me. Anyone in these kinds of pictures gets a 2000% increase in fobbyness, even if they don't look fobby. It's pretty amazing.

GenoWhirl

Awkward is the new sexy.

TheBlackLotus

I'll agree with most of the people here. The bottom right pic, is awesome. You guys rule.

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