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The future is now
Anthony Burch | 12:37 PM on 09.22.2009 24 comments




Wherein I discuss videogame movie technology and how close we are to reaching it in reality.

On the subject of future-tech, I just got an iPod touch and am flabbergasted by how willingly people will put up with an intrinsically bullshit control scheme so long as it's connected to a device that can also play music and make flapjacks. On last week's Podtoid, we complained how irritating it was that Scribblenauts was entirely stylus-controlled and thus really awkward. Playing games on the iPhone -- even relatively okay ones, like Spider -- is like multiplying every bad thing in Scribblenauts by a factor of eighty, only without the tradeoff of imaginatively hilarious word bank gaming.

It's kind of sad when the only game I'm actively looking forward to on a platform is Canabalt.



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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 12:50
MrSadistic
nuts to playing games on an iPod/iPhone with any sort of "touch" control pad scheme. I guess that's the main reason why I haven't played any decent iPhone/pod games in a long, long while.
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 13:28
entrager
You just need to find the right games. Try Eliss (it's indie, you'll like it) and Rolando (1 and 2).
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 13:32
Tubatic
Nothing beats real device keys if your game isn't specifically about touch/flail controls. I work with cell phone keys/ touch screens all day. Absolutely nothing compares to a classic D-Pad
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 13:47
Tino
I like Peggle.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 14:01
casualweaponry
Peggle. And Space Invaders Infinity Gene if you like chiptunes and shmups.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 14:12
Neonie
Why is your only friend your self? (On your friends list I mean..)
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 14:13
AgentMOO
what casualweaponry said, plus Wolfenstein RPG and minigore.

I also got Eliss and Rolando but only played them a couple times because I don't like the controls for either of them.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 14:42
falinter
Thats why I almost never buy iphone games. The only two I've actually bought were Mafia (boss made me buy it) and Harbor Master (its actually good)

I did also buy Geocaching app, but thats just barrels of fun.
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 14:57
Sentry
It's really quite staggering how backwards ass priorities are when it comes to handheld devices, most especially anything that falls under the realm of "cellular phone".
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 15:17
Aurain
I hate all Ipods.

Why do I have to hold Pause to turn you off?
Have a fucking on/off button you knob-heads.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 15:19
Rockvillian
Whenever someone hands me their iPod touch/iPhone and shows me a game, I want to kill myself. The experience is akin to a retarded giant with sausage fingers performing surgery on a gnome.
Tascar's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 15:29
Tascar
Maybe it's just me but I have never been able to get into stylus controls or motion controls or any of these bullshit control schemes of the future that, were people to think about it for a moment, would obviously never work as well as sci-fi suggests.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 15:31
Dan CiTi
I agree. I play plenty of Levers, Lux Touch, Space Invaders Infinity Gene, and Crystal Defenders. But some games I could never imagine playing on my iPod touch. I don't see how someone could play that RE4 game. I also have Passage, but controlling that has never been a problem.

Even though I bought it, I cannot get into Rolando because of the controls. No matter how good it is it just frustrates me eventually. Infinity Gene may do this sometimes(like my finger getting in the way of the screen), but it's good enough to keep me coming back.

I also can't wait for Canabalt.
AlienGuy18's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 16:00
AlienGuy18
I highly recommend Ramp Champ for $2.
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 18:36
DF
I have an iTouch myself, and I have to agree.
...wait, I just made an accidental inappropriate comment. Let me restart.

I too have an iTouch, and I have found the selection of games lacking. Or rather, the selection of anything good to get lacking. Oh yes Apple, you have 50,000 some apps! Go you. But can you tell me which of those are worth a damn? Come on.

I absolutely hate games that require the accelerometer for movement. Not, say, turning it like a wheel to simulate steering, but having to move it away/towards you...? I heard that's a big flaw in the Katamari game.

I'd suggest gems (in my opinion, of course) like MotionX Poker Dice, Void, Isotope, Montezuma, Theseus, Aurora Feint...

Hack the thing, too. There's a pretty nice EBA clone and DDR clone on the machine. Of course, the DDR clone works best if you have your own dwi/sm files, but the EBA one has downloadable tracks and all. It's fun.

And you can't go wrong with themes. :3

Much better than the stock default one, all right.
kalidanthepalidan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 00:03
kalidanthepalidan
Agreed. The all touch screen control scheme doesn't really cut it in my opinion for your traditional game. I personally need the tactile feedback you get from physical control schemes. There are some fun games out there for the itouch/phone, but those usually aren't too action oriented.
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 07:20
The Amazing Shenazin
we actually are moving into a pretty sci fi future

it's a little creepy when you think about it
ThyHorrorCosmic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 11:36
ThyHorrorCosmic
"laying games on the iPhone -- even relatively okay ones, like Spider -- is like multiplying every bad thing in Scribblenauts by a factor of eighty"

exactly and Apple thinks it'll be portable gaming's top dog..but hey they can always dream right
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 10:51
TheToiletDuck
Fair enough about the controls.. worms is great but the controls do get frustrating.

Do yourself a favour and buy Space Invaders Infinity Gene. It's awesome.
joseffthered's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2009 18:03
joseffthered
bells and whistles, my friend...bells and whistles
Airbr1dge's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2009 18:14
Airbr1dge
I love my ds hate my itouch. The control is shit and typing sucks.
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