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My thoughts on the upcoming "Gamer" movie, and Arkham impressions.
Anthony Burch | 4:51 PM on 08.25.2009 22 comments




I'm leaning toward the assumption that Gamer will suck ass, but there are very small rays of weird, postmodern hope to be found in the basic premise.

I went to an Arkham Asylum midnight release with Davis, and spent around three hours playing it.

I like it.

I'm kind of irritated at the optional collectibles, mainly because I really really want access to all the challenge rooms but am also really really bad at finding shit (and I found a Riddler map that I assumed applied to the entire island, but only applied to the area I was in, and then I was like "aw damn," but then Harley Quinn showed up and started swinging back and forth and laughing at me while I fought goons and I was like "aw yeah" so it was alright).

I dig the combat -- it's shallow, but satisfying and at least not a button-masher. I like the stealth sections even more, though I do hope they get a bit harder. I've only been discovered once or twice, and I've never died. Still, it's just plain goddamn satisfying to batarang one gun-wielding shithead while glide-kicking another, then taking them both down.



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Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 17:20
Chris Carter
I actually do not dig the combat, but pretty much dig everything else. My impressions are here, fellow gamers who are considering a purchase!

Ant, if you play it on Hard, you pretty much die after being hit by two bullets, and there's no giant glowing counter indicator, making combat more realistic/seamless.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 17:20
VWGTI
The Gamer has Luda in it. It's going to be baaaaaad.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 17:21
ace of knaves
Gamer appears to be about how all of us would, if given the chance, control an actual person and commit actual murder just for the fun of it. I can't imagine any stupid controversy possibly arising over that premise.

And Batman is the Goddamn Batman.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 17:25
RonBurgandy2010
I really enjoyed the demo, but I usually hate stealth games (except for Sly). There's just something about stealth games that just annoy the fuck out of me.
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 17:37
Bulkmailer
"He recently completed Runner, his first "art" game."

Fixed.

Yeah, Gamer is basically gonna be a cheap ass version of The Running Man. Which reminds me why the fuck is it not on Blu Ray yet? They need to get on that shit now.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 17:48
DaedHead8
FUCK! My girlfriend pre-ordered batman and I forgot to pick it up today. They better not sell her collectors edition to someone else.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 18:03
EternalDeathSlayer
I'm loving Batman so far. It's very simple, but the visual rewards for the simple mechanics are so damn satisfying that it feels much better than it really is.

Whatever that means.

Either way I love it.
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 18:04
tsunamikitsune
I want to see Gamer just because it has Michael C. Hall in it. I think I would watch anything with him in it, though...
mrsatan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 18:05
mrsatan
The Gamer movie looks terrible. I will not see it.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 19:31
Brian Szabelski
I have to pick up Batman soon. Too many good reasons not to wait for a price drop.
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 19:41
vApathyv
The moment I found out Gerard Butler was starring in that Gamer movie, I made it a point to see it. Sucky or otherwise. Plus, it has that gimmicky, big stupid fun vibe going for it like Death Race did, which is a plus at least in my book.

And yeah, as someone said already, Batman is the Goddamn Batman. I'll have that game ASAP.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 20:11
Jonathan Holmes
Ludacris!

Also, Leguizamo.
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 20:17
Sentry
I'm going to see Gamer largely for the strangely perverse, "evil" beauty of Michael C. Hall. I've found this guy fascinating ever since "Six Feet Under", and even though he's a serial killer in "Dexter", I'd hardly consider the character an antihero. To watch him come out as an actual villain - hopefully with the kind of absoluteness and absurdity typically reserved for video games, comics, or cartoons - is of GREAT interest to me, and I have moderate hopes that it'll be an entertaining flick, if not/though likely not a good one.

I'm still fuming over the collector's edition contents of Arkham, but remain hopeful about the game itself. Just need to wait for my ladytype to get out of school so's we can play together.
nekobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 21:17
nekobun
I can't wait to go see Gamer just for laughs. Though Leonidas is in it, and he's dreamy. Seriously,, though, what is with Gerard Butler getting terrible role after terrible role after all the thisissparta noise?
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 21:31
Sentry
RockNRolla was fantastic, and he did pretty okay in it.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 21:33
Darren Nakamura
Gamer definitely looks awful. Go see it and tell us how it is.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 21:42
Chris Carter
Gamer looks TERRIBLE. But, I will see it because it has Michael C. Hall, and I am a Dexter FANATIC.

Also, Chris Bridges is not that bad, people. He was good in Crash.

@Holmes
Leguizamo? Are you serious?! Bonus points!
Guncannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 03:02
Guncannon
I don't care too much for Dexter or Michael C. Hall. But the one scene in the trailer, one briefly glimpses Hall controlling people with WEST SIDE STORY DANCE MOVES!!! That has upgraded the film from "don't see" to "maybe see...snap, snap."
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2009 05:06
The Amazing Shenazin
Gamer looks like a decent rental, but definitely not a movie worth going to the theaters for
Anifanatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2009 13:52
Anifanatic
Only reason I hope Gamer is -not- terrible is because of Michael C. Hall. Dexter. <3
copilotlindy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2009 16:09
copilotlindy
I can't support this tripe solely based on my viewing of Crank. I've read reviews of Crank that claim that movie was intended a high concept film that was supposed to break down barriers between cinema and video games. I saw it as 90 minutes of my life that would have been better spent chewing steel wool. Gamer looks retarded, save your money.
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