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Look! It's a really, really short notice Photoshop contest!
Anthony Burch | 10:40 PM on 06.06.2008 68 comments


I could elaborate, but it'll be a lot more interesting if I remain brief: 1. I need a picture of Solid Snake Photoshopped to look like Jesus Christ (or vice versa) by Monday. 2. Whomever posts the best picture will not only see their picture in a feature I'm writing for Monday, but will receive a DVD copy of The Greatest Film Ever Made: Guyver 2, starring David Hayter. 3. If you don't want to do a photoshop of Snake as Jesus, you can also do one of Big Boss as God, or Raiden as the Holy Spirit, or pretty much any other noteworthy character in the Bible. You are still eligible for the prize even if you don't Photoshop Snake as Jesus, so long as you can shoop something with an MGS and Bible character together (Meryl as Mary Magdalene, Liquid as Satan, whathaveyou). 4. If someone manages to do a really incredible Last Supper of MGS Photoshop, I will marry you.



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taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
What do you wanna write the worlds longest alt text?
Merry Ho's Destructoid Blog
Raiden as the Holy Spirit...that's a stretch considering the Holy Spirit is, well, a spirit and has no physical form
The-Excel's Destructoid Blog
Big Boss as Moses.
Anthony Burch's Destructoid Blog
Merry Ho:
Hence the challenge.
niacin's Destructoid Blog
Thought I'd help by establishing the bottom of the barrel.


pedrovay2003's Destructoid Blog
David Hayter was in Guyver 2?
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
dammit! this is gonna be good rev.anthony. what about solidus? i don't think raiden should be the holy ghost due to solidus being the jesus like figure, solid should be the holy ghost and big boss GOD as none can get to father except thru the holy ghost, he's the one that receives the prayer and translates it to the father. solidus died to save us. but none can get to father except thru Jesus as well but it also says any sin is forgivable except blaspheming the holy ghost. look it up.
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
didn't mean to sound like a dick. do it however you want to.
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Destructoid Blog
@Qraze

I think you're taking this too seriously.
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
ocelot is judas
brainderailment's Destructoid Blog
Crap, my Mac is at home. Oh, well. Maybe I'll get it done tomorrow.
FreedomToast's Destructoid Blog
i hate to be the one to ask this but why do you need a metal gear christ?
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
I audibly gasped when I saw AgentMOO's.

In a good way.
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
@ freedom. he's gonna do a trinity metal gear similarly blog.
tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
@QRAZE

GET THE FUCK OVER IT IT'S A FUCKING JOKE.
FreedomToast's Destructoid Blog
ah i see, an interesting take on the holy trinity to say the lease (then again i went to a chirstian school for 8 years, ive heard goofier tales [ba-zing])
pedrovay2003's Destructoid Blog
Okay, a couple more styles:



CypherVR's Destructoid Blog
HEY EVERYBODY I'M AN IDIOT WHO WANTS TO SPOIL MGS4 FOR PEOPLE
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
tazart, i almost didn't see that but fortunately you put the caps lock on. how do you know it's a joke? if you're gonna do something, do it right. alot more people could get a shitton more serious then me buddy.
tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
oh im sorry mr internet police i didnt know you were such a card carrying member of the serious internets business.
taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
Rev. Anthony probably hates us all by now.
Bazel's Destructoid Blog
Big Boss be praised.


MechaMonkey's Destructoid Blog


It really needs to be viewed full size:

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/5826/snakesupperpq5.jpg
MechaMonkey's Destructoid Blog
Sorry for the triple post. This is the size I wanted.
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
MechaMonkey wins an internets!
Sarin's Destructoid Blog
@tazar + reaprar

I'll even out the teams by siding with Qraze.

Settle down guys. It looks like rev's doing another one of his artsy (liberal college) deconstructions comparing MGS to the trinity, so what's the big deal with Qraze joining in and giving his perspective on who represents who? He wasn't saying there was anything too serious or bad about it, in fact he said he was looking forward to it.
Bazel's Destructoid Blog
Nobody fucks with the Jesus

JohnnyGoTime's Destructoid Blog
Not quite the mission parameters, but...


Redzie's Destructoid Blog
mechamonkey made that shoop in a cave with scraps.
Tubatic's Destructoid Blog
@Redzie

I laughed out loud.
Tubatic's Destructoid Blog
Also, I like Qraze's interpretation, and its very true to the mysterious and often confusing nature of the MGS series. All the stories seem to have dual meaning. He player plays through one story, but there's always this whole other story going on that the player is only spectator to.

Both decent enough interpretations, I think, though Anthony's is a bit more state literal (Raiden is the legacy continuation of Solid Snake ideologically, while Big Boss, no longer living, has a ghost presence over the entire proceedings )

Taking Qraze's into account or not, I think Rev's article will be an interesting read.

. . . I type because I can't shoop :(
Cataract's Destructoid Blog
@Cypher

The grilled cheese is fucking perfect. I don't know how many other people will get it, though.
Spitfire's Destructoid Blog
@Cypher

That one of Snake on french toast killed me. My fav so far.
Cowzilla3's Destructoid Blog
I saw snake in my milk today.
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Destructoid Blog


Wait...
TheDespised's Destructoid Blog
I don't like Christians and please do my work for me.
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
tubatic and sarin, thanks. i'm glad i'm not the only person who agrees with myself.
F Whipple's Destructoid Blog
This is the greatest clog ever. Cypher wins for me
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
LOL @ CypherVR’s grilled cheese image...but I gotta give it to MechaMonkey’s Last Supper here. Then again, that one only looks good when you view it full-size, so I don’t know how effective it’d be as a header image (if that’s what you were going for)...
Bazel's Destructoid Blog
Our Lady of CQC



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