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Comparing Japanese and Western video game movies.
Anthony Burch | 12:14 PM on 10.20.2009 25 comments




Spoiler: Japanese ones tend to be better.

Which is odd, because I have the exact opposite opinion when it comes to, like, actual games. Sold Demon's Souls a little while ago, and despite loving the first Way of the Samurai like it were my slightly idiotic son-in-law, I can't fucking stand Way of the Samurai 3. I'm either not gonna review it or do so without a score, because I can't even complete the game once without getting frustrated and angry.

Slightly unrelated: I am so fucking sick of bad guys that take memorization and a high-level weapon to kill just because their attacks are really strong and they have a shitload of HP. If Way of the Samurai had the fighting system of Bushido Blade, it'd probably solve every goddamn problem I have with the game. If I wanna kill the recruiter of one of the clans midway through his speech, I shouldn't have to level up my sword eight times and bring a baker's dozen of mushrooms and rice balls to the table just to survive.

I really can't remember the last Japanese game I unequivocally enjoyed (Little King's Story was great, but did take some equivocation).



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Ibutsu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 12:36
Ibutsu
True. That's cus the producers there actually play the games, and aren't just looking to make a quick buck.
Tha_Meat's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 13:21
Tha_Meat
One quick question. Do you think that Spirits Within is still a "Western" movie just because Squares headquarters was in Honolulu at the time. Thought the staff was still primarily Japanese?
Tha_Meat's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 13:26
Tha_Meat
Actually, now after thinking about it it was made for a Western audience...so never mind.
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 13:32
Sentry
I don't really think they're really all that comparable. Hell, the franchises that've been tackled in film adaptation in both the east and west seem to be entirely coincidental, or based simply off the fact that the franchise is so profitable and far-reaching as to eventually merit that more than one person make a movie about it.
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 13:34
Sentry
Also, couldn't agree more with your characterization of certain bad guys, though my most recent bane required having a LOT of ammunition and ultimately running out multiple times, developing "ingenious" evasion tactics, and staying alive long enough to chip away at his remaining health.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 13:44
Tubatic
There's an "Instant Kill" difficulty in WotS3 that you unlock after you get a whole bunch of Samurai Points. Doesn't have the limb damage chance of Bushido Blade at all, but HP becomes completely irrelevant.

If you don't mind gaming the system for a few minutes, you can eat a radish and die as the entirety of your playthrough to net you a "Vegetarian" title, and a load of points.

I'm surprised you're frustrated, which has me interested in your review.
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 14:08
Stevil
Have you ever watched the Ryu Ga Gotoku (Yakuza) movie?

To this day, I'm not sure if it was supposed to be a serious adaptation or not. I like Takashi Miike for Audition, Ichi The Killer and Gozu, but that film was borderline Uwe Boll at times.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 14:11
Chris Carter
Why not give the game to someone else who is capable of reviewing it Anthony?

Going along with that point, I would have loved a Jim review of Demon's Souls.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 14:44
ChronosWing
"Sold Demon's Souls a little while ago"


Pussy.
Anthony Burch's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 14:59
Anthony Burch
Magnalon:
That's what "Either I'm not gonna review it" was referring to.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 15:11
Chris Carter
@Ant
Oh. Well with Dale, he just didn't give a score, which is what I was referring to.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 15:32
Dan CiTi
I always thought western games were bad though.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 16:07
Y0j1mb0
Why on earth would you sell Demon's Souls?

That game is beyond solid.
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 16:08
ParaParaKing
Spirits within is acutally a US/Japan co-produced film and therefore totally misplaced in your comparision.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 21:53
Cataract
Isn't this exactly what Michi was doing with his blogs?


Rev, don't do dat.
Ckarasu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 23:31
Ckarasu
"Sold Demon's Souls a little while ago"


What a mook.
joseffthered's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 00:53
joseffthered
I completely agree. It's really because Hollywood is filled to the brim with hack writers and studio heads that don't know Shakespeare from Stephenie Meyer (I heard your HAWPcast, that girl in "that general area of hate" has the same mindset of today's studio head). Not to mention, most, if not all, of the good writers (all three or four of them) wouldn't bother adapting a videogame to screen, and even if they did, getting a studio to buy in on a good video game movie would probably be damn near impossible. I'm reminded of Ben Stiller's monologue during the end credits of Dodgeball "I hope you're all happy now. Good guy wins, bad guy loses. Big friggin' surprise. I love happy endings. You know, that's the problem with American cinema. Can't handle any complexity in it, ya know. 'Don't make me think, I just want to be entertained'. Alright, fine, you want a little something for the ride home? Check these boots out for size. *Fat man plays with boobs as that milkshake song plays* There, happy now? Fatty make a funny?" This truly does epitomize the relationship between Hollywood and the American audience. That's why we can't get a good video game movie, because it's hard enough to get a good movie, period.
Sean Daisy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 04:00
Sean Daisy
Can't remember the last Japanese game you unequivocally enjoyed? How about Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story?
Sean Daisy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 04:23
Sean Daisy
I agree with you that comparing Japanese and American videogame movies is like comparing piss and crap, both are pretty atrocious, while one is marginally less atrocious than the other. Neither are to be particularly commended though!

The more watchable movies from either side of the fence:
America: Dead Space: Downfall
Japan: Street Fighter 2: The Animated Movie
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 12:07
Qraze
perseverance Anthony. never give up. find the weakness/flaws and exploit them.
mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 12:19
mourning orange
Ah come on, man! The U.S. Super Mario Bros. movie is obviously so bad it's good!
Gatsby's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 17:13
Gatsby
Yeah, but all adaptations have sucked.

All the article said was "Well, even though the Japanese ones are still awful, they're better because they were more faithful."

Faithfulness to the source material =/= quality
Anifanatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2009 14:47
Anifanatic
@ Gatsby

Faithfulness to the source material does matter if you care about the source material. If you go watch a movie based on a game, with the intention of seeing an adaptation, then that's how you're going to rate it. If you're going to watch the movie having never played the game and don't care, you won't care.

It does matter depending on what angle you come at it with.
Airbr1dge's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 17:04
Airbr1dge
mario was great. zelda was great. sorry but yea im getting pissed here at great japanese games.
matty125's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 00:51
matty125
I disagree. Street Fighter: The Movie, starring the late-great Raul Julia, is one of the greatest pieces of cinema - maybe even humanity. Seriously, I love that movie. Maybe not for the right reasons, but it's better than the animated counterparts from Japan.

Also, Japan may have not made a House of the Dead film (do the CG scenes in the games count?), but they did make a "Oneechanbara" film. I haven't watched it, *yet*, but generally unless the film does not take itself seriously I tend to not like too many Japanese films - based on franchises or not. Also, I hate, HATE Hollywood films, so maybe I'm just a jackass.

Mortal Kombat was pretty decent, but that doesn't count in this case.
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