Hello, Dtoiders! All of you, without exception, are cordially invited to read this lengthy, probably unnesesary introduction. My name is Anonymouse. So to properly introduce myself, I have compiled some questions that you may want to know about me.

How did you get your username?

Picture the scene. You're walking down the street when a random stranger runs up to you and says: "Quick! Tell me the name of the enemy in SMB2 who was a mouse and threw bombs at you!" (Believe it or not, this actually happened to me.) The only option you could possibly give him is "Mouser". I love Mouser. Hell, I love SMB2. So that is why I have this username, beacause it's loosely releated to Mouser. Pretty bad reason, I know, but hey.

Tell us about your adventures on the internet.

I discovered the internet at the tender age of eight. After a few hours of searching this barren wasteland, I came across a site called GameFAQs. And I became a member of it. Honestly, it wasn't as bad then as it is now. But as I grew up with it, more and more people started to join. The vast majority of these people were jerks, idiots or both. Troll posts became commonplace. You would get flamed just for double posting. In January 2009 it all came to a head when I tried to disipline a particulary nasty troll. He was not happy about this so he got his troller friends to jump on me whenever I made a comment. It became too much for me, and at the end of January, I logged off at GameFAQs... forever.

How did you discover Destructoid?

A few months after leaving GameFAQs, I was aimlessly searching the internet, when I came across Dtoid. I was very impressed with what I saw from the professional side, so I wondered what wonders awaited me in the c-blogs. At this point I even considered becoming a member. The first c-blog I ever read was written by a guy called Hoborg. This guy needs no introduction, so I'll cut to the chase. He actually threw me off joining Dtoid. No offense to you guys, but I don't think anyone on GameFAQs was as bad as he was. Needless to say, I was very happy for you when he got banned, but I realised that there were a lot of unwritten rules that go with Destructoid. I decided to postpone joining Dtoid and sit back and observe the average Dtoider. This week I finnaly decided to join.

What are your opinions on the 3 main gaming consoles?

I actually have no preference this generation. I find all 3 consoles to be a bit of a let down, but I have to say my opinion of best to worst is:

1) XBox 360
2) PS3
3) Wii

Don't jump on me just yet, Wii fanboys, I'm not finished yet. I do have a ton of problems with the Wii, but I don't hate it. The Wii is only last by a very slim margin, and every day I pretty much change my opinion on this. So yeah.

What are you playing right now?

I've decided to go back and play some of my PS2 games right now, like Bully, Ratchet and Clank, etc.

So who are you really?

I'm a 17 year old guy living in the UK. I've played games for all my life.

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You will probably have more questions so feel free to ask. And I've never done this in my life before, but: PLZ COMMMENT! You see, commenting is the only way I know if anyone is actually reading my blogs. So whether you think I'm a douche or a God, do send me a comment. Thank you, and see you around.