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About Me
Various things about me
- My name is Mike and I'm 26
- I philosophize at random
- I have played games from nearly every genre until 5am (minus flight sims)
- I once unofficially failed out of college (kinda, but not really because of gaming)
- I'm working on 2 years clean from WoW
- I'm studying programming at school to hopefully get a real job and either make my own game(s) or possibly direct myself towards a job in the industry
- Very rarely do I ever buy anything when it's released
- I'm sorta using this blog as a way to practice and improve my writing. It helps that games are a great subject to write about.
- I have issues with profiles and will probably change this at least once a month.


Currently Playing:
Street Fighter 4 (360)
Final Fantasy IV (SNES)
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (360)
Grand Theft Auto 4 (360)
Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions (PSP)


List of SHAME!
The following games I have spent good money on, yet they sit dusty, unbeaten, and neglected on my shelf. Some day guys, some day.

SNES
Super Metroid
Final Fantasy IV
Final Fantasy Mystic Quest
Final Fantasy VI
Chrono Trigger

N64
Paper Mario
Ogre Battle 64
Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Harvest Moon 64

PS1
Final Fantasy VII *FINISHED!*
Final Fantasy VIII
Final Fantasy IX
Final Fantasy Tactics
Chrono Cross
Mega Man Legends

PS2
Beyond Good and Evil
Dragon Quest VIII
Final Fantasy XII (see a pattern?)
Psychonauts
X-Men Legends
Kingdom Hearts
Suikoden 3
Spiderman 2
Simpsons Hit and Run
Shadow of Colossus
Star Ocean: Till the End of Time
Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance
Devil May Cry

GC
Viewtiful Joe
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Metroid Prime
Skies of Arcadia: Legends
Tales of Symphonia
Starfox Adventures

XBOX 360
Rock Band 2
Armored Core: For Answer
Grand Theft Auto IV
Bioshock *FINISHED!*
Lost Odyssey

PSP
Final Fantasy: Crisis Core (there it is again)
Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions
Daxter
Gamer Profile
3DS friend code:
Steam:
Battle:
PSN:
Mii: 00000001
Gamertag: Angry Damman
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April Fools "What if?"
Angry Damman | 11:29 AM on 04.01.2009 5 comments


In true internet fashion the gaming world made their annual April Fools Day headlines. Kotaku did something of a recap of them if you want to check that out. I woke up early for a change so I made my rounds, checking out what tom-foolery was taking place and what suckers were falling for it.

Cheap Ass Gamer had one that, while being pretty standard, offered a good satire of a company that lends itself so well to it. Apparently, the PS3 has actually undergone a price INcrease. This certainly hits the mark as being completely ridiculous, especially in all the calls for a price drop on the console, but wouldn't that just be something Sony would do? Maybe not, but there's just a glimpse of doubt there that makes you wonder.

According to Kotaku, some other website I've never heard of ran the same joke, and it got me thinking. What if several popular sites/blogs set aside their differences and all went in on one huge April Fools gag? Someone put together one phony press release, and you had Gamespot, Kotaku, 1Up, IGN, and others all citing the same thing, and all pointing fingers at each other as the point of origin. Suddenly that second of doubt about how dumb Sony really is gets some legs beneath it.

Obviously as a pretty anonymous internet persona, I have no sway on something like this....and there might be some ethical issues there anyway. But Destuctoid......maybe? It's only a year away!



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Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 12:33
Char Aznable
Dude, you need to get on top of that List of Shame in your sidebar, particularly the SNES ones.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 12:58
fetusmilk
the internet is an april fools joke
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 15:34
RAB
hey nice avatar
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 16:48
Zombutler
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING SCARABS
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