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Someone already beat you to it. Time to go to the back of the line and try again. I'm sure you'll win the giant teddy bear for your moderately attractive girl friend this time, I mean, it's the only way to really push her over the edge to the point where you're going to have sex tonight. I'm cheering for you buddy, I really am.
And wear a condom. I don't want to get stuck taking care of any more illegitimate children! We both know I would too.
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Sorry dude, it happens to everyone.
Grammar+slowpoke fail