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A proper bio for Samit Sarkar

7:21 PM on 05.18.2011

As some of you may have noticed, the Dtoid Staff have gotten a special biography and picture attached to the end of their articles. Unfortunately, the bio of Samit Sarkar is horribly inaccurate.

"Samit Sarkar is a founding Destructoid editor and go-to Sports guy. Samit was the son of the Duke of Knees, rescued from a burning village in the afghan desert by a golden condor. He is an ace Backgammon player and lost both legs in a whaling tour. He lives for free in a nursery in Scotland where he teaches monks how to capture butterflies without hurting them."

Don't worry, Dtoiders. I have a correct and accurate bio that Dtoid can use anytime they want.

Samit Sarkar is a sport fanatic (although he hates collegiate athletics) and video-gamer writer. He is a pilot by day, flying the only bomber with advanced technology straight from the Bronx. Samit can be found in New York City at night working with Yogi Berra to make green robots that think for themselves. Samit is, also, a war vet with experience in the Great Cakester Battle of 2008, Console Wars of 2005, Grammar War 3 in 2010 and the Rock N Roll Revolution of 1975. He honors the sacrifices that his comrades make everyday by popping his collar once for every fellow fallen solider that he has fought along side with. Mr. Sarkar has a background in espionage as well. He uses aliases such as CakesterFan007, Bronxbomber 20, and Firebolt 11. We honor this great American hero everyday by celebrating his birthday, so don't forget to show him the respect he deserves, fellow Dtoiders.

So much better. Happy Birthday Samit.

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Elsa

.. is it Samit's Birthday again.. wow, it seemed like it was just yesterday!

Happy Birthday Samit! :)

TriplZer0

Happy birthday Samit!

CoruptAI125

You know Samit hardcore

Scissors

I didn't even bother to read the new added bios when they popped up, I just went and read some of them right now.

Happy Birfday Samit

If you add a ten to Samit's name it becomes Samitten

HandsomeBeast

The new Bios are a nice touch.

Samit is a class act (but he hasn't come out on The Electric Hydra in months!) Happy Birthday, Samit! #yankess

knutaf

hashtag playoffs hashtag yankees

Caitlin Cooke

How did I not see these bios before? Happy bday Samit!

Samit Sarkar

...goddammit.

falsenipple

SPORTS

JohnnyViral

Happy Birthday Samit.

Also... F*** the Yankees. Go Red Sox!!

Knivy

I remember the first time I met Samit, he was drunk and happy and birthdayish, so Happy birthday Samit!! Hope I get to see you again soon.

Stephen Beirne

There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, Samit!

CelicaCrazed

Hapy Birfday Sammit!!

*PS. I purposely left those spelling mistakes in so he can comeback and correct them later* :)

Alasdair Duncan

As a resident of Scotland, I have no knowledge of Mr Sarkar's monastic retreat.

Also, happy birthday Samit.

mix

Happy Birthday!

Elsa

LMAO @ Byronic!!
(couldn't remember if I commented on this blog so clicked it and just saw that! Now I'll have that song going through my head for the rest of the day!)

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