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Email: 4naloge@gmail.com

Hello. My Name is Analoge. I am using a pseudonym.
I am an aspiring writer who, strangely enough, would like to write about video games for a living.
I am a recovering sailor, formerly of United States Navy fame. Now I'm jobless, and it's pretty awesome. I will be attending college at the University of Mississippi in the very near future.
I'm in the Memphis, TN area, and would love to come* to any dtoider's house and play video games with them**.

*Break into
**Tie them up and have sex with the first hole I find in their house.

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"Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of." -John Flansburgh

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The first video game I ever played was Ninja Gaiden. It took me ages to get past that knife throwing motherfucker in the second level.

Here's a list of some of my favorite video games, if you care:

Final Fantasy IX
Final Fantasy X
Psychonauts
Psychosomnium
Beyond Good and Evil
Earthworm Jim 1 and 2, but 2 was better because it's actually possible to beat. Also, Blind Cave Salamander is an awesome stage.
Mother 3
Shadow Hearts: Covenant
Donkey Kong Country 2
Yoshi's Island
Dynasty Warriors 4
Guilty Gear Accent Core (That was when they got Slayer just right.)
Katamari Damacy
No One Can Stop Mr. Domino
Bust A Groove
Gitaroo Man
Frequency/Amplitude
Killer 7
No More Heroes
The Castlevania Series

When I was younger, my older brother and I used to play Mortal Kombat (We had it for the Genesis, which we bought instead of a SNES strictly for the blood code.) and he would always beat me by tripping the shit out of me until I died. Years later I discovered low block. The world has never been the same.

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PAX 09: The Legend Of That Link Kid
Analoge | 9:29 PM on 09.09.2009 19 comments


Here's my contribution from PAX 09. 1/2 of a Morman comic that I didn't even pay the three dollars for (Chooly did). I stood in line to play Borderlands and read this, and thought, " This is so over the top. People have to see this." There wasn't any fine print in this book saying not to post it on the internet, so if you're Aaron Wright and want me to pull it, just let me know.

This isn't the best scan ever made, but it gets the job done. Without further ado, I present to you The Legend of that Link Kid: An 8 Bit Tragedy Presentation.







































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Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 21:37
Knivy
That's so tragic! :O
joshhest's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 21:39
joshhest
That is amazing / disturbing / WTF!

Also and unrelated, you have amazing taste in games judging by your sidebar, Analoge.
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 21:42
ProperlyParanoid
That's pretty well done, and kinda depressing, too!
Chooly's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 21:47
Chooly
G'hahaha I hoped you had kept that book. I though the book was interesting, at least to see the length someone will go to by raping my childhood for a buck.
Analoge's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 21:47
Analoge
Thanks Josh. You're pretty awesome yourself.
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 21:55
gatorsax2010
Well, that was depressing.
MisterGrieves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 22:20
MisterGrieves
Uhhh. Geez. That's kind of messed up.
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 22:33
Sean Carey
Thx for posting this! My curiosity was piqued when y'all were talking about it.
MisterGrieves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 22:42
MisterGrieves
Oh.

Wait, wait, I know what's bothering me now.

Obviously, the kid didn't know that you don't threaten Moblins, you bribe them with meat.

Yep, okay, I'm alright now.
pixelpunx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 23:51
pixelpunx
Raised Mormon: check. Love Zelda: check. First name is Steven: check. I'm not sure if this comic is about me, but it totally blew my mind. Thanks for sharing! Awesome!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 00:02
Monodi
Fuck...
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 00:34
Diverse
Princesses don't know how to drive.
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 08:27
naia-the-gamer
Technophile bought that too! What a fucked up comic!
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 10:38
Cataract
Wat
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 12:45
Arttemis
Wow, talk about extreme... that just darkened my day a bit...
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 13:22
GuitarAtomik
You have to put up the Dig Dug part too. Jesus that comic is wierd.
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