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Hello. My Name is Analoge. I am using a pseudonym.
I am an aspiring writer who, strangely enough, would like to write about video games for a living.
I am a recovering sailor, formerly of United States Navy fame. Now I'm jobless, and it's pretty awesome. I will be attending college at the University of Mississippi in the very near future.
I'm in the Memphis, TN area, and would love to come* to any dtoider's house and play video games with them**.

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**Tie them up and have sex with the first hole I find in their house.

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Bust A Groove
Gitaroo Man
Frequency/Amplitude
Killer 7
No More Heroes
The Castlevania Series

When I was younger, my older brother and I used to play Mortal Kombat (We had it for the Genesis, which we bought instead of a SNES strictly for the blood code.) and he would always beat me by tripping the shit out of me until I died. Years later I discovered low block. The world has never been the same.

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PAX 09: Dig Or Be Dug
Analoge | 9:56 PM on 09.10.2009 8 comments


I posted half of a comic purchased at the door of PAX yesterday. This is the second half (or first half if you want to be difficult about things) of that comic. I feel as if I should make a few things known beforehand. I neither support or un-support Mormons. I bet some of them are pretty rad dudes. Lastly, my scan abilities are less than desirable, so for the unreadable parts on the notebook paper, I have included the text below with spelling and punctuation intact.

Enjoy.






Dear Jesus or other high ranking Angels that may find this letter,
My name is Nathan Rogers, I'm a member of the LDS Church. I'm writing you this letter as a very desparate attempt to save my family and friends who have made a colony here in heaven on the planet Kolob. I don't expect to save myself and I don't really think I deserve to live. Because right now I don't really understand the difference between heaven and hell and I really don't believe you exist at all.


We've been here for about 5 months. We came here from the planet earth to be by your grace and to see all our loved ones again who passed away during the Great Holy War. Maybe it's because we cheated and came to heaven the wrong way. That's why it's been so hard.

Coming to Kolob has been a struggle for all of us. We lost a quarter of our settlers of New Salt Lake during the first 2 months from radiation sickness while we were still building safe housing that can withstand the immense radiation from the God Star. Most of the deaths were of the more able bodied men doing the construction work of our housing. Sacrifices were to be expected, I thought their deaths were just a minor set back, and very soon they would be reunited with their loved ones when we located exactly where you castle is along with the cities where all the normal angels and saved lived.




What my dad said, really disturbed me. Until that time I never doubted that I would be the one to locate heaven underground and save every one. I put all my trust in Thomas Woodruff, my parents, and the Mormon scientist. They were all so smart. I mean, the scientists discovered a way to travel here to Kolob using wave propulsion engine and they created the Digdug arm that drills and blows dirt clear to move through solid ground with ease. With such brilliant minds, who am I to question anything they say.




Tunneling underground reminds me a lot more of earth, compared to the surface, with the extreme heat and radiation. I don't really like thinking about what we left behind on earth. I don't like to dwell.














After I escaped the underground that's when I decided to write you this letter. What am I supposed to think, now? Is everything I've grown up to believe all of my life and everyone that I've loved and trusted wrong? Is there no heaven, no golden paradise, no God? Are all my fondest hopes and aspirations, everything I believe an elaborate fable?
I've lost everything and everyone in life and death.
I can't return home. I won't spread what I've discovered to everyone else. They wouldn't accept me, anyhow. Please help them if...





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Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 22:27
Brian Szabelski
... WHAT HAS BEEN DONE TO MY BELOVED DIG DUG?!?!?!


I RAGE.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 22:40
Technophile
HA HA! She suckered you into buying one too!
Analoge's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 22:59
Analoge
@technophile Suckered? The guy DROWNS IN HIS TEARS!

That's hilarious.
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 23:16
Sean Carey
I eagerly await the sequel : Bubble or be Bobbled.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 01:50
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@analoge

I thought so too. He also swears a lot for a religious pamphlet.
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