Email: 4naloge@gmail.com

Hello. My Name is Analoge. I am using a pseudonym.
I am an aspiring writer (like you've never seen those words on destructoid...) who, strangely enough, would like to write about video games for a living.
Currently, I am a recovering sailor, formerly of United States Navy fame. Now I'm jobless, and it's pretty awesome. I intend to go to college in the near future, but for now I'm just trying to get through Lost Odyssey.
I'm in the Memphis, TN area, and would love to come* to any dtoider's house and play video games with them**.

*Break into
**Tie them up and have sex with the first hole I find in their house.

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"Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of." -John Flansburgh

I am currently playing:
Lost Odyssey
Shadow Complex
BlazBlue
Team Fortress 2 (over and over again)

MOAR:

The first video game I ever played was Ninja Gaiden. It took me years to get past that knife throwing motherfucker in the second level.

Here's a list of some of my favorite video games, if you care:

Final Fantasy IX
Final Fantasy X
Psychonauts
Psychosomnium
Beyond Good and Evil
Earthworm Jim 1 and 2, but 2 was better because it's actually possible to beat. Also, Blind Cave Salamander is an awesome stage.
Mother 3
Shadow Hearts: Covenant
Donkey Kong Country 2
Yoshi's Island
Dynasty Warriors 4
Guilty Gear Accent Core (That was when they got Slayer just right.)
Katamari Damacy
No One Can Stop Mr. Domino
Bust A Groove
Gitaroo Man
Frequency/Amplitude
Killer 7
No More Heroes
The Castlevania Series

When I was younger, my older brother and I used to play Mortal Kombat (We had it for the Genesis, which we bought instead of a SNES strictly for the blood code.) and he would always beat me by tripping the shit out of me until I died. Years later I discovered low block. The world has never been the same.