I’m AnTi PRO and I’m here today with my 8 step guide on how to make your gamertag as pro as possible. If you’re going to pwn some nubs you might as well feel like a pro doing it. Keep in mind this was created with Halo 3 in mind.


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Step 1: Never ever spell words within your name correctly. For example: is=iz, its=itz, sick=sik, chaos=khaos, etc.

Step 2: Use both upper and lower case letters in your name in a tasteful fashion. For example: AnTi PRO (lol), CLuTch, VendeTTa, etc.

Step 3: The more X’s and I’s you use in your name the more pro you will be. For example: IxIPwnNooBsIxI (notice upper and lowercase usage), I HaVoK I, XxPwnCakesxX, etc.

Step 4: Add words or create a phrase that make you sound pro to your otherwise boring name. For example: NuKe iZ PRO, FonZie IZ BacK, or even throw in a curveball like KHAOS CANT AiM.

Step 5: Add MLG before you tag. Adding MLG obviously means that you are an MLG pro and you’re going to wreck the other team.

Step 6: Pose as a pro. Make a tag like FB Str0ngside and you will get clutch kills just like him. Adding a pro team name to your tag also has the same effect. Add Cbn, FB, XiT, or STR8 and you will get a 50 in no time, not to mention all the ladies.

Step 7: Put v2 at the end of your tag. v2 obviously means this is a second tag and the team you are about to face knows that you are indeed not a level 21 and they are about to get rolled. With a v2 or even higher number you will strike fear into your enemies before you even enter the game.

Step 8: The more numbers you use in your name the better you are. Spartan 4502 is clearly not as good as Spartan 98256783.

If you follow these simple steps you’ll be well on your road to level 50 guaranteed. Remember the more steps you follow the faster you will become pro.

By using this guide this is the most ultimate pro tag imaginable: xIOgR3 iZ SiKv2Ix

Have fun out there people!

(Please if you think this is at all serious go look up the definition of the word satire.)