Bowser's Final Speech:

My fellow United Mushroom Kingdom citizens. Koopas just trying to make an honest coin. Mushroom people. All my goomba friends.

This is a momentous occasion. Today you have the chance to vote for change, the kind of shift in politics from myself, a dynamic maverick with years of experience, and my fair share of war wounds.

Did I ever tell you about the times I got thrown into huge pits of fire? Yes? Well think on that.



Now some have accused me of being a cronying dinosaur who did more to put the UMK into this endless war and coin shortage than any other candidate. Others point to my change of stance on shyguy marriage, and using Birdo eggs as weapons. That is the me of the past. I'm here for the little guy. No mushroom, no fire-flower, just the everyday work-a-day koopa and mushroom person. Don't forget, Kuribo the half-goomba, half-shoe will give more of your coins to Mario and Luigi. And he's inexperienced. I have the experience to know.

Some have painted me as some kind of villain, jumping up and down and shooting fire at Mario the Plumber. That's just not true. Mario and I recently discovered a whole bunch of stars, which we want to share with the populace. Unlike Kuribo, we know what it's like to fight and lose, and let me stress, we cannot lose this battle.



Please, this day, vote for the huge green fire-breathing dinosaur. Otherwise, I'll beat the crap out of each of you.

Kuribo's Final Speech,

Ladies and gentlemen. We're entering a historic epoch. For all those who called im-peach, im-peach when former Current Princess Peach gave more than 90% of our coins to the military, this is your time. Those "plumbers" are still walking around with more than 99 lives. I say, it's time we spread those coins around.



For those that want to vote for the first Goomba regent, I applaud you as well. This is a historic moment. While I would rather you look at our policies, any reason you want to vote, that's your choice. Did I mention I'm half Goomba?

Now I respect Bowser. He's an intellegent Koopa. I know many of you look up to him as a war... hero. But he, and the Princess Peach way of running an economy are wrong. Too many Bullet Bills and Bobombs have been lost, in a senseless war. They were wrong when they said there were Stars of Mass Invincibility. They were wrong when they made us walk back and forth aimlessly for so many years.

It's time for a change. Sure, I may have gone to school at the most presitidgious koopa academy, I may have even fought on the side of King Koopa in the past, but I am one of you. Except in a shoe.



This election, vote for change. By the way, I'm a goomba.

Ron Luigi's Final Speech:

RON LUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!