Erdu Longblood here. Wassap?



Okay guys, I know we're about to get this Raid of the Eye of Eternity on, but before I "get into character" I better spill a few rules.

As many of you know, while this isn't a Role-Play server, I'm hard-core role-playing my way through RotLK, and have a few important requests.

First of all, please stay out of the way when I'm "powering up." I'm fully aware that this isn't actually necessary game-play wise so I don't need you to tell me. My character needs to power up, case closed. You can read the accompanying charsheet.rtf if you need more.

Yes Bonemeister, it is on the required-reading list.

I also may slip the names of several anachronistic products, such as toasters or microwaves, into chat. I hate to have to explain this all over again, but this is all part of the role-play.



No. Look. It's quite simple. I am role-playing as Scott Bacula (the actor) in Quantum leap, who has leapt into Goku, who in turn has been "magically" captured inside the World of Warcraft as a level 68 Tauren Shaman named Erdu Longblood.

Poo! Ejaculate! Intercourse!

My character also has a genteel variation of tourrettes. Yes, I explained this earlier.

Now, as I have made clear, all bind-on-pickup equipment must go to me, whether I can use it or not. It's not that I want it, but as you know, my version of Scott Bakula has a serious cocaine addiction due to the sudden time-jumps, and must make enough to satisfy himself or die of horrible withdrawl. I'm sure you can agree this would be a very bad thing when fighting the blue dragon, since I'm the only one with healing abilities.

Yes, obviously, because Goku hates mages, as a result of the magic that trapped him here. Try to keep up.



For minutes of a time, I may appear to be AFK. If I'm not powering up, that may be because Scott is able for moments at a time to appear in the real world, and may be in the process of trying to break the spell and work out how to get home. Pay attention! You should all treat him as if no time has passed since he left, otherwise the ILLUSION WILL BE SHATTERED.

Vagina!

Please keep me alive at all times. I will certainly do my part to ensure that at least I am the only one alive even if you all perish. Obviously, Scott never dies unless it is really important to the plot, and dying twice in one episode just would dilute the whole artistic intent.

Now I may also consistently target the wrong enemy. This is obviously because Goku is unable to get used to living in a virtual world. Goku is also obviously a smart loner, the leader type, and doesn't do what you tell him. If I seem weak, it is because I will deliberately use nothing but my weakest attacks until it seems certain we are going to lose.

No. I have no weapon. Scott doesn't believe in them.

Right. Ready?

Guys?



Guys?