I'm a nine year old Ogilvie Mountain Collared Lemming. My hobbies are skydiving and colour identification (I'm up to 2307!). My top 10 games are, 10. Batman (NES), 9. Reading Rabbit (CPU), 8. Bubble Bobble (PS3), 7. Leaving Las Vegas: The Official Video Game (N64), 6. Ms. Pac Man (Arcade), 5. Final Fantasy II (ROM Hack), 4. Pac Man Plus (Arcade), 3. Baby Pac Man (C64), 2. Gears of War (XBox360), 1. Pac Man (Wii).
Nobody read part 2, and even less nobody will read part 3, so I assume nobody at all will read part 4, even if forced into a room by Vanna White with a light saber.
Given that, I figure, this is the place to put those things that every blogger wanted to but secretly couldn't. Because absolutely no one will read this.
Lol is overused, be it expressed in ocopter, cat, or erskates fashion.
Comparing Disney movies to Anime TV shows is pretty ridiculous. Of course big-budget blockbusters animated in Korean sweat-shops are going to be better than a cheap, straight to TV affair. Why not compare the terrible US cartoons such as the original Spiderman or Hulk or Rocket Robin-Hood, which are more comparable in terms of the market and medium? Or compare most animated films to anything by a great anime director. Yes, there are some terrible anime series out there, but at least make reasonable comparisons that make some kind of sense.
I may be allergic to gluten.
Trying a tech demo on a 360 is not sufficient evidence that the game will come out on that system. It may have been an idea they later abandoned.
The main character of Mulholland Drive is dying alone on her bed all the way through. Everything in the first half is a demented fantasy that slowly falls apart. Once clue is the line "Make it real" and the song "she is dead" in Spanish. That's what makes it so scary.
The old guy with white hair juggling to Beatles music isn't a very good juggler, and you're just being drawn in by the popular music and simple repetitive tricks. If you think otherwise, you really don't know much about juggling. It's an entertaining and interesting act, but not because of skill. Also, juggling fire is easy and should never be seen as a sign of skill. There's nothing more I can say about that, I know some non-juggler's opinions on this are completely intractable, so there's no point in further argument on the subject.
Mirror's Edge 2 is already in the works.
My cat is dead because we didn't love him enough.
Essex is a crazy place to live, and I feel bad for all the young moms and dads here that really thought it was a good idea to have a baby.
Not directly related to this specific blog, but I just wanted to say that you're doing some great work. I've been away from Dtoid for a while now and I stumbled on your stuff while trying to catch up on some old blogs, and I gotta say that I've really enjoyed your stuff.
Keep up the great work, even though I know how much it sucks to put in a ton of time into a blog and then get like 2 comments.
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Keep up the great work, even though I know how much it sucks to put in a ton of time into a blog and then get like 2 comments.
P.S. CANADA! :D