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9:00 PM on 04.28.2013

Introduction - Answering the call to N00b C-bloggers

Oh, umm... Hey there Destructoid. I… I didn’t see you there. This isn’t what it looks like. This… is… for… A ROLE! Yes! Hollywood is thinking of doing a What Women Want reboot and before I audition for the part I’m trying t...   read

8:04 PM on 04.15.2013

Violence: Won't Somebody Please Think of the Excuses?!

Friends, gamers, Destructoid community, lend me your eyeballs. I’d like to tell you I’m having a good day and this blog is sunshine and lollipop chainsaws, but Lollipop Chainsaw’s are part of the problem. I am so ANGRY that I...   read

7:46 PM on 04.04.2013

Doing A Solid For EA: Promoting Dead Space 3's Awesome Story (SPOILERS)

It came to my attention that while Dead Space 3 was listed as the top dog in sales it is, however, doing less than stellar compared to Dead Space 2. So to correct this injustice I've taken the liberty of throwing EA a bone in...   read

8:25 AM on 02.28.2013

Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Zombies?

Everyday Every day around the world millions of the living dead suffer cruelty from shootings, burning, decapitation, and getting their decaying brains bashed in and their crying out for help. Well, groaning for brains act...   read

8:34 AM on 02.19.2013

Why critics are wrong about Aliens: Colonial Marines

The console keeps the fun going... and going... and going. If you were fortunate enough to buy a copy of Aliens: Colonial Marines for the Xbox 360 then you are one lucky son of a bitch. “Only 5 hours of gameplay for $60? ...   read

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