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1:43 PM on 03.06.2011

Episode 22: Meth is a helluva drug.

Well that was quick, eh?

In today's episode, Allen is away at GDC and John flakes out on us, so the fearless Jess must step up to hosting duties. The cast, consisting of Danl, Jay, Scotty, Nelson, and Jack are left to discuss Danl's bizarre interaction with a possible meth addict, as well as some of Allen's clutch "listener" questions.

Short but sweet.

Download/listen HERE.

Next week's PAX East, if you didn't know, so we'll probably have another early one for you guys. Additionally, during PAX, we may see the return of 2sexy4paxcast, the podcast that started it all. Stay tuned.   read

8:50 PM on 03.05.2011

Episode 21: You Are Need to Drink More Beer

Pokemon, Butt Peeing, Japan, and Guns. In roughly that order.

Promised youtube video:

Guests: Arctic Fox, Nelson, Jack Shadow, and japanese kid, Dylan Harris.


Download/listen HERE.   read

3:25 PM on 02.17.2011

Episode 20: Candy Hipsters

This week, internet-famous angryman Johnny Viral stops in, along with Jack Shadow and the forever-guest Scotty G to talk about whether or not gummy candy is a total waste of time (spoilers: it is). Then we answer some listener questions from the lovely Mellowbunny, and a couple from some d-bag named Allen.

Editing note: we had to switch capture software after the first break, so the second half sounds funky. Lots of stops and dead air that weren't there originally. Just, uh.... deal with it.

Download it HERE.

Subscribe on iTunes, follow us on Twitter, leave us fantastic reviews on iTunes, etc etc.   read

2:41 PM on 02.16.2011

Episode 21 is already among us! We're of legal drinking age now WOOT

Boners, we're recording the big 2-1 tonight, and be prepared for awesomeness, because we will be rowdy as FUCK. Or at least, I hope so.

Once again, nothing much on the agenda to talk about, but I'm sure we'll find some philosophically stimulating topics to talk about.

We'd like to have as many peeps as we can on this one, since it is our 21st, so if you want to be on, let us know!

Oh, and Episode 20 should be up by the time we start recording this. Real life gets priority for editing, and we're not going to apologize for that.

...yep, not even 21 and we're already a salty bunch.   read

10:39 PM on 02.09.2011

Episode 19: The Sexiest Nerds On the Net

Episode 19 is here, and it might just be our sexiest yet. We talk about rape jokes, which transitions into a srs business discussion about the whole Dickwolves saga, and neatly folds back into same-sex Dtoid crushes. We have a massive cast that I won't bother listing because I don't remember it, and it'll be a nice surprise for you folks.

It's all one big orgy in this one, and good, because it's a nice long 'un.

Download/listen to it HERE.

Be warned, the editing got a little wonky in this one and the first half hour seems to repeat itself after the break, but wutevs, we don't give enough of a fuck to fix it. Dealwitit.   read

3:59 PM on 02.02.2011

Episode 19 is tonight, will cuddle naked in one sleeping bag for warmth

Episode 19 records tonight, and once again we're not sure what we're going to discuss. I'm sure this ridiculous snowstorm raping you wieners in the Midwest/East Coast will come up, and all the fun things we've seen because of that.

But beyond that, *shrug*.

If haven't listened to Episode 18, you're dumb, and you need to fix that. Download it here.

Otherwise, give us your questions/special guests/special requests or whatever, and we'll try to accommodate in our drunken haze.   read

10:42 PM on 01.30.2011

Episode 18: Never Have I Ever

So this week we were joined by a ginormous cast, featuring guests Scotty G, Nelson Caballero, Brain Szabelski, and Jack Shadow, but unfortunately, we had absolutely nothing to talk about.

...then it occurred to us that in all of our existence, we've never played any drinking games on the air. Well, since we're finally legal or wutevs, this would be the perfect time!

The game? Never Have I Ever. The results? Well, listen in to learn which of your favorite 'holocasters has taken a dump in public, fantasized about a friend's mother, and more!

Warning, this shit gets rowdy towards the end, but it is very very good.

Download HERE.

Or do one better, and subscribe to us on iTunes with the link to the right.   read

7:55 PM on 01.26.2011

Alcoholocast Ep. 18 records tonight, finally legal

Once again, we're recording on Wednesday, but it's cool because we finally turn legal! The threats of statutory rape are finally no more!

I have absolutely no clue what's on tap for discussion tonight, but here's just some random shit off the top of my head:

-Jack LaLanne's death
-Keeping a fridge stocked will get you ladies (old, but good for discussion)

Think that's good enough. But we really need your questions and support, so hit us up with that tonight!   read

6:25 PM on 01.21.2011

Episode 17: Mommy's Dating a Dirtface

It's the weekend, so there's a brand new Alcoholocast for you. NihonTiger and JayHitcher stop by to listen to me and Ruckus recap our time at MAGfest 9 and talk about the upcoming Midwest Narp, then the show runs off the rails as we discuss how many races there are, Batman, and whether or not the word "dirtface" constitutes a new racial slur.

Episode page here
Direct download here

Also, if you ever need to just tell someone that what they just said is somehow racist, just let Ruckus do it for you with this handy dandy sound clip!

We've also got a goodburgercast in the works for you. Coming soon! Tell your friends.   read

3:50 PM on 01.11.2011

Alcoholocast Episode 17 Records Tonight for Pre-MAGfest Festivities

Sup boners, since half of the cast is gonna be gone this week to some stupid thing called MAGfest, we're doing another early recording tonight. Shit's gonna be off the wall like always, and we'll have some baller guests as well. Dunno what we're talking about, but it'll involve:

-Mystery Men and Smash Mouth
-4Loko Chili
-Julius Styles
-Huck Finn and Nigger Jim (or just Jim now, I guess)
-more cocks

If you have any questions, comments, or want to be on the show, feel free to let us know!

Also, we're planning a little something on Thursday for those of you still at home, so keep an eye out for that.   read

7:16 PM on 01.06.2011

Alcoholocast Episode 16: SpaceJamoholocast FINALLY records tonight!

Well, we've talked about it and put it off, but finally, it's here: tonight, the Alcoholocast cast and crew will be doing a movie commentary on everyone's favorite cartoons-vs-irlppl sports movie, Space Jam.

Dunno if we're gonna be doing questions or shooting the shit afterward, but if you'd like to participate, get with one of the Holocast crew to get the details!   read

12:45 AM on 01.02.2011

Alcoholocast Episode 15: The Terror of the Spring Sphincter

Hey assturds, ring in the shiny New Year on an incredibly obscene, inappropriate note with Alcoholocast episode 15! Analoge, Chris Healy, and Scotty G join us for some ridiculous talk that starts off with 2010 Mammaries and somehow ends up at geriatrics getting their saggy extremities caught in precarious appliances. This is surely a brilliant one, so download it here and laugh your ass off!

I can't believe we made it to 2011 on a somewhat regular schedule and moderate success; I have to thank you, the listeners, for that. Didn't think we'd hold up, but we're still here, and we aim to become the longest running Dtoid community podcast yet. You betta watch yo ass, 321gocast!   read

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