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What up? We're six-seven cool, drunk guys and one cool, drunk girl looking for other cool, drunk guys who wanna hang out in our e-party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in horribly shitfaced shape encouraged. If you're sober you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.

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In today's episode, Allen is away at GDC and John flakes out on us, so the fearless Jess must step up to hosting duties. The cast, consisting of Danl, Jay, Scotty, Nelson, and Jack are left to discuss Danl's bizarre interaction with a possible meth addict, as well as some of Allen's clutch "listener" questions.

Short but sweet.

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Next week's PAX East, if you didn't know, so we'll probably have another early one for you guys. Additionally, during PAX, we may see the return of 2sexy4paxcast, the podcast that started it all. Stay tuned.

Pokemon, Butt Peeing, Japan, and Guns. In roughly that order.

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Guests: Arctic Fox, Nelson, Jack Shadow, and japanese kid, Dylan Harris.


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This week, internet-famous angryman Johnny Viral stops in, along with Jack Shadow and the forever-guest Scotty G to talk about whether or not gummy candy is a total waste of time (spoilers: it is). Then we answer some listener questions from the lovely Mellowbunny, and a couple from some d-bag named Allen.

Editing note: we had to switch capture software after the first break, so the second half sounds funky. Lots of stops and dead air that weren't there originally. Just, uh.... deal with it.

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Boners, we're recording the big 2-1 tonight, and be prepared for awesomeness, because we will be rowdy as FUCK. Or at least, I hope so.

Once again, nothing much on the agenda to talk about, but I'm sure we'll find some philosophically stimulating topics to talk about.

We'd like to have as many peeps as we can on this one, since it is our 21st, so if you want to be on, let us know!

Oh, and Episode 20 should be up by the time we start recording this. Real life gets priority for editing, and we're not going to apologize for that.

...yep, not even 21 and we're already a salty bunch.

Episode 19 is here, and it might just be our sexiest yet. We talk about rape jokes, which transitions into a srs business discussion about the whole Dickwolves saga, and neatly folds back into same-sex Dtoid crushes. We have a massive cast that I won't bother listing because I don't remember it, and it'll be a nice surprise for you folks.

It's all one big orgy in this one, and good, because it's a nice long 'un.

Download/listen to it HERE.

Be warned, the editing got a little wonky in this one and the first half hour seems to repeat itself after the break, but wutevs, we don't give enough of a fuck to fix it. Dealwitit.

Episode 19 records tonight, and once again we're not sure what we're going to discuss. I'm sure this ridiculous snowstorm raping you wieners in the Midwest/East Coast will come up, and all the fun things we've seen because of that.

But beyond that, *shrug*.

If haven't listened to Episode 18, you're dumb, and you need to fix that. Download it here.

Otherwise, give us your questions/special guests/special requests or whatever, and we'll try to accommodate in our drunken haze.