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4:36 AM on 08.09.2011  

Episode Thirty Something: He Was Just a Dude With Sandals



After a couple month hiatus/lazyfuckathon, Alcoholocast is BACK! Sorry for the delay kids, but seeing as how all us in the Alcoholocast crew are cool kids, we actually went out and did shit during the summer.

But we're definitely back and we'll try to make this the most regular podcast on Dtoid again! Today, we have another awesome crew, headlined by the one and only CADILLAC. On tap for discussion?

-Breastses
-Irrational fears
-REAL MUFUCKING TALK


And some other stuff. Hope you guys love the glorious return of the Holocast!

Download/listen HERE

Playlist:
-Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg - Ain't Nothing But a G-Thing
-Mister Heavenly - Pineapple Girl
-Blood Orange - Sutphin Boulevard
-Passion Pit - Little Secrets   read


6:51 PM on 06.13.2011  

Episode Thirty Two: It Tastes Like a Sweaty Finger



Hope everyone enjoyed that crazy E3 week, as we're back with another episode from our backlog!

Join Allen, Sam, Joe, Nick, Jay, Conor, JackShadow, Julius, and Sarah Michelle Rodriguez as we once again answer life's deepest questions, such as:

-Who qualifies as being a Disney Princess?
-Why is Julius so scared of giving oral sex?
-Why does Nick have peanut butter EVERYWHERE?
-Is Sarah's dad a cartel lord?

All that and more on this solid solid episode.

Download/listen HERE, or you could just subscribe to us on iTunes.

Playlist for this one:
BOAT - Greasedip Hairclip
The New Amsterdams - The Spoils of the Spoiled
Islands - Heartbeat
Brother Ali - Forest Whitiker   read


10:54 PM on 06.02.2011  

Episode Thirty One: I'm Just Trying to Take a Shit, Bro



Sorry for the extended hiatus, buds; business calls, and no one had much time to edit any of these.

I'm making it up to you with what I think is the funniest episode we've recorded yet. It's also the longest, but that's to make up for the couple weeks we didn't release anything. Or something.

Anyway, join a raucous crew of Allen, John, Jay Hitcher, Nick, Joe, Scott, Jess, Scotty G, JackShadow, and Julius, with special guests Ali D, Tino, and Nintendoll, as we shoot the shit about, well, shit, some informative and some hilariously stupid. On tap:

-Dropping some beer knowledge bombs
-Being a nerd, and how crappy it was for us old farts
-Julius getting utterly, hopelessly, HILARIOUSLY plastered.

In true artistic fashion, the opener of this one is the final result of our recording. Have fun!

Download/listen HERE.   read


5:34 PM on 05.18.2011  

Episode Thirty: My Mind Works Like Crazy Stairs



It's another freakin wild long one, as our very own Jules gives us some absolute gems, some that may result in lawsuits if heard by the wrong peeps. He joins us for this one along with Allen, John, Nick, Sam, Joe, Scott, and JackShadow, as we discuss Craigslist, growing up (and why it fucking sucks), and for the last segment, we have Jules' Storytime.

The growing up segment should've been Depressingcast, but we're all so awesome that it's actually quite hilarious.

Download/listen HERE.

We also have some more seriously hilarious/offensive bonus content for you, from Mr. Crazy Stairs himself, Julius. If you're privy to racism, this one is not for you.



Tracklist:
Tyler the Creator - Radicals
Tyler the Creator - Analog (feat. Hodgy Beats)
Tyler the Creator - Nightmare
Tyler the Creator - She (feat. Frank Ocean)
Tyler the Creator - Bitch Suck Dick (feat. Jasper Dolphin and Taco)   read


6:13 PM on 05.09.2011  

Episode Twenty Nine: We Have to Go Deeper Dish



Switching it up a little for this ep: this marks the first time all of us have recorded while stone sober. Sounds like it'd be a disaster, but it's surprisingly one of the funniest eps to date.

Join Jay Hitcher, Sam, Scott, Joe, JackShadow, Jules, Nick, Dylan, Allen, and Sarah Michelle Rodriguez as they discuss some random, random shit, including Harvest Moon, more pizza talk, and sweet cereal nostalgia.

We end this one with a tribute to Jules, and our descriptions of our first times encountering him. It's definitely comedic gold, so get on it!

Download/listen HERE.

And of course, in true Alcoholocast fashion, we have some amazeballs bonus content with Jules, of course.


Tracklist:
Built to Spill - In the Morning
Beastie Boys - OK
Pixies - Broken Face
Junior Senior - Ur a Girl
Battles - Ice Cream   read


1:46 PM on 05.04.2011  

Episode 28: Babbytouch USA


Bet you've been anticipating this one, eh? Daze, Sam, Scott, Allen, John, and a stoned as FUCK Jules celebrate our guest Cataract's 21st birthday with this one, as we discuss shit, some kosher, and some not so kosher.

Our first segment does cover Portal 2, so if you're deprived and haven't yet played the best game of the year, you can listen to the "what we're drinking" segment and then skip on over to 33:35 to proceed with the amazeballs antics.

Beyond that, we discuss horrifyingly decadent fast food combinations, sex offenders, and Gobun. Because fuck yeah Gobun. It's an entertaining romp for sure.

Download/listen HERE.

Also, enjoy some fantastic bonus content, courtesy of our parents.



Tracklist:
The Unicorns - I Was Born (A Unicorn)
The National - Exile Vilify
Ted Leo & the Pharmacists - Timorous Me
Why? - The Vowels, Pt 2   read


8:12 AM on 04.26.2011  

Episode 27: I Own Eight Condoms; Is That Enough?



Hot on the heels of the massive success of Episode 26, we bring the amazeballs again with Episode 27! Sam aka z0mbie5 joins Allen, Julius, Jess, John, Nelson, Scott, Jay Hitcher, and Daze as we discuss a few things, some insightful and some retardedly hilarious. This includes stupid hos and proper condom storage, and also contains one of the most epic, legendary "cool story bros" this side of Sammich Soccer thanks to Scott. This also marks the first episode in which Julius hosts, albeit for just, like, five minutes.

The last segment is once again pretty stellar, even if it does sound like it begins unbelievably slow. You can thank Nelson and his overly drunken brown antics for that.

Speaking of Nelson being drunk, here's a little bonus content you might enjoy. Dude really gets belligerent when he's hammered.

Download/listen HERE.

Tracklist for this ep:
The Cool Kids - Black Mags
TV On the Radio - Will Do
The Dismemberment Plan - Girl O'Clock
Craft Spells - After the Moment
Guillemots - Trains to Brazil   read


6:48 AM on 04.14.2011  

Episode 26: He's a Virgin; Rape Him



An absolutely hilarious long one this week, with an equally enormous cast! Join Sarah Michelle Rodriguez, John, Jules, Jess, Allen, Scott, Conor, and special guests Daze and SonofBaconSandwich as we discuss a huge bevy of topics, including:

-Dtoid forums
-Chill Bros
-GameStop
-Summer plans

The last segment of the cast might also be the best final segment in Alcoholocast history; join us as Sarah Michelle Rodriguez regales us with tales of his first time! It's an epic one, we promise!

Download/listen HERE.

Tracklist for this ep:

Tyler, the Creator - French!
EarlWolf - Orange Juice
MellowHype - Brain feat. Domo Genesis
Frank Ocean - Swim Good   read


3:14 PM on 04.10.2011  

Episode 25: Every Dinosaur is the Same Dinosaur



The OG Cast is back together, which means we've got Danl, Allen, John, Julius, and Jess on to recap Danl and Jess's weekend together in Minnesota, including the part where the almost get arrested. Then we talk about dicks and dinosaurs and movie trilogies or something for a while. Y'know, the usual. Listener questions, too.

Download/listen HERE.   read


6:11 AM on 03.28.2011  

Episode 24: Wookiee Sounds Make Jess Happy



It's another long one this week, as we're joined by a large medley of guests from all walks of life. Join Allen, Jess, John, Nelson, Scott aka ArcticFox, Chewie, and JackShadow as they discuss Disney movies and nude pics in an episode filled with drunken ramblings and subsequent "cool story bro"s.

Download/listen HERE.   read


11:47 AM on 03.22.2011  

Episode 23: Post-PAX Lovin'



Strap in for a long one, because there's lots of PAX East 2011 fallout on which we have to catch up. A whole lot of us were there, so we have to talk about all the shenanigans we got up to, including Saturday Night Karaoke with assistant DJ Nelson, a botched Asian three-way, camera theft, and Danl and Jess's BEST DATE EVER.

We also pimp out the next big real-world get together many of us will be attending, The OhioNARP. If you're interested in that, you can find out more here:

http://forum.destructoid.com/showthread.php?20233-DTOID-MIDWEST-NARP-2011-JUNE-11-2011-TOLEDO-OHIO

LISTEN HERE   read


3:09 PM on 03.09.2011  

2sexy4PAXcast is BACK; now accepting guests!



It's that time of year again, where a select privileged few get to spend a fuckton of money to meet up and party with the rad members of the Dtoid communtiy, and where everyone else has to stay home and hear about how totally off the wall that shit was.

Yep, PAX East is here, and since 2sexy4PAXcast was a thing that went over pretty damned well the first time (and was the basis for starting Alcoholocast), I figured I'd bring it back for this occasion as well!

So here's the deal: if you're not going to PAX, and you're too AWESOME to go to PAX, hit us up, and you'll be on the cast. We record TOMORROW, March 10, although if shit becomes successful we may do this every night this weekend.

Alcohol isn't required, but highly recommended. Come shoot the shit about anything you want, be it vidjagames, comics, Pokemanz, anything.   read







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