Whew, this is awkward. There you are, no idea who I am, and here I am. I registered an account on this here site, and suddenly everything is more awkward. I guess I should introduce myself? I'm not very good at these internet introduction things. Bear with me.
So, I'm Tom. Don't bother telling me your name, I've already forgotten it. Yes, I can forget it before you tell it to me. I'm
that good. Or bad. What were we talking about here? Oh yeah.
Right. I'm a guy in my
early 20s, and I'm hip to your trends. I've been told that every birthday after 21 just brings you a year closer to death, but those people just don't see the
benefits of getting older. I mean, I have a
wealth of
knowledge that I didn't possess when I was
younger. And really, I just have a much
warmer outlook on life these days. Besides, nothing good happened in the
1990s.
So what do I do? Like I said, I am
wealthy. Sure, in the past, I worked for
companies on
some projects, but I don't think too much about that. Some of the kids tell me they're "totally rad," or "the bee's knees," or other anachronistic compliments, but I don't necessarily agree with them. I mean, my working conditions were
noisy,
hazardous to my health, and
physically demanding. Who would want to do that? Not me.
So, I moved on to an active career of
space exploration and
building giant robots. Oh, the
wealth that that brought me! Sadly, it wasn't enough. Now I'm on the
hunt for another job with
poor working conditions. To accomplish this, I went out to a
gathering of huge nerds and was introduced to some
pretty huge nerds in the process. I decided to join their clan of
robot-human hybrids, because my current
methods of
pleasure aren't quite keeping me entertained. Sadly, I can't
photobomb all year long.
So, if you stumble upon this by some strange and awkward twist of fate, um...hi. I'll try not to awkward this site up too much. Also, if I end up writing another one of these cblog things, I swear I am not going to use nearly as many URLs next time. That was pretty tiring.
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Don't feel awkward. We're all just figments of your imagination....or was it my imagination?? Huh. Alright BRB, the giant caterpillar trying to eat my torso again.
My name is Alphadeus. You can call me Al, and I shall call you Al. Just so you know, while some of us are fairly normal, others, including myself, practice the forbidden art of Fusion. If you're ever interested in teaming up and becoming Alkaphadekaieus sometime, let me know :)
If not, you get the less enthusiastic but still positive reinforcement of /thumbsup
Oh wait you mean the "You can call me Al" part? lol actually yeah I heard the song playing in my head when I wrote that line, but I completely forgot that is one of his songs. I have trouble associating songs with artists. I like his music though lol.