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The Best Author of All Time Is Releasing a Book!!!
AhmetBeraty | 4:48 PM on 05.03.2009 15 comments


CHUCK PALAHNIUK



ok, hes not the best author of all time. but he is really good. i have all his books, and im almost about to blow a load just waiting for his new book pygmy to come out on May 5th. out of my top 5 favorite book, three are written by him (survivor, fight club, and choke).

Pygmy does touch on a couple sensitive issues, like most of his book, the major issue in this one is terrorism.

here is a little video describing the plot:


it will cost you 25 bucks, but it will be worth it. i will write a review Thursday or Friday. whenever i finish the book.



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Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 17:17
Takeshi
Hoofdletters. You don't use them.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 17:41
MrSadistic
Are you even going to blog about anything gaming related?
AhmetBeraty's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 17:45
AhmetBeraty
not until something worth talking about comes out.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 17:53
Zombutler
Then stop making blogs until that time comes.
AhmetBeraty's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 18:05
AhmetBeraty
so when i write about books and movies people get pissed. games aren't the only form of media worth writing about. sometimes its fun to read books. buts thanks anyway for taking time out of YOUR lives to read my blogs that are non game related. and i truly do apologize for any grammatical errors in all past or future blogs.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 18:30
Takeshi
You can write about stuff other than Video Games. Just put NVGR (not video game related) in the title. But if you actually decide to write something again do check your spelling and write more than 7 sentences.
AhmetBeraty's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 18:41
AhmetBeraty
thanks for the tip, i read that i should tag it but it would be better if i put it in the title. my other two posts were a lot longer. this was just a reminder that it was coming out. my review will be a lot longer. and i will put NVGR in the title.
Rider Chop's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 19:47
Rider Chop
RAR RAR RAR I'M AN ASSHOLE!
seltzermx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:37
seltzermx
See here I thought Peter Hamilton was releasing "The Evolutionary Void" before 2010. You sir are a tease! An evil, evil tease!
ArcticFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 21:51
ArcticFox
Breaking news: Chuck Palahniuk is OVERRATED. He hasn't written anything good since Choke and Survivor, and even those weren't terribly impressive amazing. Diary and Lullaby were absolute trash. Sorry, but every book since then has been the same, and I enjoyed Choke and Survivor. Don't take offense to this though, I can accept the fact that you enjoy his work, but he comes nowhere near being the best author ever. Nowhere near. If you want a book about narcissistic nihilists that isn't bad, please, do yourself a favor and read Catch 22, or A Clockwork Orange, or The Rules of Attraction.
AhmetBeraty's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 22:07
AhmetBeraty
i just wanted to get people attention. i don't actually think he is the best, in my opening sentences I said "ok, hes not the best author of all time. but he is really good."
and your right his most recent works, except for Rant, weren't good. but hes still one of my favorite because of his first few books. also, i have read all three of those books, and they were all good. some of my favorites.

P.S. a new book came out called The Lie by Chad Kutchen, its sort of the same as Rules of Attraction.
SuitcoatAvenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 22:23
SuitcoatAvenger
Interesting. Might pick it up. I'm pretty luckwarm on Chuck, though. I like a lot of his concepts, ironically the actual writing is what usually kills it for me. He seems to have an issue getting a handle on a story, and usually it slips free of his grasp fairly early. Some people claim that's his style, I just say it's poor writing skills.

For example, Fight Club is a brilliant concept. The movie is better than the book. It's better than the book for a variety of reasons, but the most paramount is that it actually develops the characters, then has them act consistently throughout the entire story.

(spoilers for the book follow)

Building Tyler Durden up as a zen anarchist, then actually having him kill someone in the book ruined the character. I much prefer the movies approach; he's a zen anarchist, but his rage is strictly focused at the symbols of consumerism, not the people doing the buying/selling.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2009 04:27
TheToiletDuck
I thought this was going to be a post about Jack Thomson :(
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2009 09:32
king3vbo
Amazing trailer, but lets be honest, Stephanie Miller is the best author of all time
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