10. A computer I modded and gave away to a friend actually caught fire years later. In an attempt to get a different version of AGP card to fit on the old motherboard, I used a soldering iron to melt the dividing piece of plastic away. Doing this caused the pins to not seat well and pop out of place - hence a short that caused a luckily non-destructive fire.

9. In high school I once emulated the Soy Bomb incident by running across the field through a girls softball game, being chased out the parking lot by angry parents. I was suspended from school for a day and my interruption of an out caused the home team to lose.

8. Of all games, the most played game of my youth was NBA Jam. I was OBSESSED with this game and played with the cheat codes and made it a goal to get as many half court dunks as possible, something around. If you play this game with me I will shove the shit out of you and then dunk the ball as soon as I get it.

7 I once tried to impress a girl by telling her I had 10 million sims living in my sim city.

6. I once constructed a potato cannon that was 10 feet long.

5. I am completely deaf in my left ear and wear a hearing aid in the right. No deaf accent though, but I do have an awesome device that lets me connect bluetooth audio directly into my ear. So be wary - I can be looking you directly in the face while Trent Reznor is going BLARGRAGRAGRG in my ear at full volume.

4. I have a BS in Computer Science, and my 9 to 5 job is no way related to games.

3. In an attempt to come up with a new method of brewing iced coffee I made several apparatuses. I tried an aluminum foil chute from my drip filter into a series of cans with ice, coffee ice cubes, and what I called "Triple Brewing" where I would pass the coffee through the grinds several times until it turned into a concrete like substance.

2. I have an unhealthy obsession with the game worms.

1. Domesticated Moo is domesticated. I'm married, have two cats and am a couple years or so away from having little Miini-Moos pitter-pattering around.

I was playing around with AI bots in my game and tried out 50 at a time, set to attack their teammates. The result is this swarm of moos and hippies. View high quality for less grainyness.

I HEARD YOU LIKE CARS

First off let's cover the title - "Penguin Catapult" implies some sort of sexual activity, putting "crazy" in there clarifies that it is instead some kind of wacky cell phone game. So we're off to a good start.

The premise:
Some polar bears steal 3 of your penguin friends. You rescue them by killing hundreds of your own penguins in suicide bomb attacks on the infidel polar bears. (Holy war sub-plot assumed by myself)




Das game:
To play, you need to time your taps so that you launch your penguins one at a time in the "launching" step, then in the "landing" phase, you guide all of the ones that passed on their murderous quest for polar bear blood. The game is divided up into three sections of about 10 levels each, and you can play a whole section with the demo so start there.

Highlights:
Me: I GOT ALL 22 POLAR BEARS FOR A THREE STAR RATING!
Wife: oh.

Along the way there are some fun powerups that will make three stars available on the even the most difficult levels.

Oh and there are bonus levels that strip out your powerups and will break your will:



I give this game
4/5 Adorable puppies

Hey everyone!
I am changing the schedule around to host less frequent beta tests of my game, Agent MOO: Maximum Overdeath. As I develop the version to be distributed on the XBOX 360 Community Games channel I will be doing tests over system link, but as I get to milestones in the game development, I will set up some beta tests to try out new mechanics and levels.

Join the beta testing list to get included on news, test sessions, and contests at http://agentmoo.com/AMMO!

Thanks all of you who have been helping me test - it has been extremely helpful and most of all, fun!

Gynecologist Cobra!


Gyno Cobra wins with this epic photoshop of himself kicking ass. I will create a character for my game for him as the winner of this contest - keep your eyes peeled for the character in Agent MOO: Maximum Overdeath!

Take a look at the other entries Here and Here.

Also, there will be an AMMO game for FNF this Friday at 11PM ET!