First off let's cover the title - "Penguin Catapult" implies some sort of sexual activity, putting "crazy" in there clarifies that it is instead some kind of wacky cell phone game. So we're off to a good start.

The premise:
Some polar bears steal 3 of your penguin friends. You rescue them by killing hundreds of your own penguins in suicide bomb attacks on the infidel polar bears. (Holy war sub-plot assumed by myself)




Das game:
To play, you need to time your taps so that you launch your penguins one at a time in the "launching" step, then in the "landing" phase, you guide all of the ones that passed on their murderous quest for polar bear blood. The game is divided up into three sections of about 10 levels each, and you can play a whole section with the demo so start there.

Highlights:
Me: I GOT ALL 22 POLAR BEARS FOR A THREE STAR RATING!
Wife: oh.

Along the way there are some fun powerups that will make three stars available on the even the most difficult levels.

Oh and there are bonus levels that strip out your powerups and will break your will:



I give this game
4/5 Adorable puppies