10. Hippies. Hordes of them, and they are all swinging bags of oranges at you
9. Swine flu pig, it has one
8. Yashoki doesn't like it
7. Mr. Destructoid
6. You can trip balls in it
5. It's split screen like goldeneye, who's got the golden gun?
4. 16 players over XBOX Live, which you have since you
listened to Blehman
3. Chad Vs. Reverend Anthony and other editor mashups with the character roster
2. MOOCHEEVOS
1. PEW PEW PEWs, lots of them
Only 240 moonbucks