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Resident Evil 5 Debate, Now with LULZ™
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain | 6:02 PM on 08.01.2007 28 comments


Allow me to demonstrate the power of the Race Card against Resident Evil 5.
(Disclaimer: This post contains original research on Yugioh to make this accurate. Chieftain does NOT play Yugioh. LULZ™ is a corruption of LOL™ and is copyright FOX NEWS.)



"I play the Field Card AFRICA and summon my CHRIS REDFIELD!"


"Oh Yugi, you imbecile. I activate my trap, RACE CARD, and destroy your monsters and take all of your Life Points!"


"How did you do that? The RACE CARD only works when there is a RACIST INTENT in play!"


"Silly Yugi, the RACE CARD also allows me to play MASSIVE MEDIA ATTENTION and summon my BLUE-EYES AL SHARPTON!"


"How am I supposed to counter this? BLUE-EYES AL SHARPTON is breathing down my neck, with MASSIVE MEDIA ATTENTION forcing me to make a hasty move! This RACE CARD is unstoppable!"



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Tristero's Destructoid Blog
If I were drinking anything while I read this it would have shot through my nose. Excellent.
Riser Glen's Destructoid Blog
Resident Evil: Cracker Hunt in a mansion
Resident Evil 2: Cracker Hunt in the city
Resident Evil 3: Cracker Hunt in various locations
Resident Evil CV: Cracker Hunt on an island
xX SolidPliskin Xx's Destructoid Blog
lol, beautiful nicely done my friend!
Riser Glen's Destructoid Blog
"BLUE-EYES AL SHARPTON"

Ok, I'm SO photoshopping that card.
BenHaskett's Destructoid Blog
Very funny. Is someone besides Black Looks going ape-shit over this? I thought it was just that one blog...
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog
@Luzer

That's the spark, my friend. Once this gets on the news, expect an official response from Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson, acting as ambassadors of the Aftrican-American race.

@Riser

FUCKING AWESOME.
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
BLUE-EYES AL SHARPTON...



I summon my Christian God card: JESUS!
Reeper's Destructoid Blog
Fucking Epic.
Riser Glen's Destructoid Blog


It's a total rush job, but it'll do for now.
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
Discards all light-attribute cards from game!
garrfunkel's Destructoid Blog
Genius sheer Genius.
superhobo's Destructoid Blog
That's the funniest thing I've seen on the net in a long while!
blehman's Destructoid Blog
What about summoning the kiss Jesse Jacksons ass trap card? Does that even work? Or is it just south park?
kawitchate's Destructoid Blog
now THIS post about racism i can get behind - pictures to help me with the text, teh funny, and it's MUCH easier to get through 20-some comments instead of 200-some... oh, and the funny here is epic-er.
savagesaladin's Destructoid Blog


Nice blog by the way. Hilarious. Also, Al Sharpton is a jew-hating, racist bitch.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
This be some win right here.
Tubatic's Destructoid Blog
This post delivers
Riser Glen's Destructoid Blog
Shit, Agent Chieftain. I was so busy photoshopping shit that I forgot to give you the massive props you deserve for this post.

This post gets 3 out of 3 props.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog
I already assumed I had your approval when I saw the Blue-Eyes Al Sharpton.

Any chance you can do a Race Card, since they are played as a combo?
Riser Glen's Destructoid Blog
I planned on it. I'm a bit tired now and feel like fucking around on dtoid before I go to bed. But expect some new cards you can "play" in future RE5 threads.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog
That would be quite epic, sir.
Ritalin Twitch's Destructoid Blog
I can see an entire racism CCG in the future.


Amethystine's Destructoid Blog
I obviously need to get me some JPEGs for my posts. And shorten them. And make them funny. I'm learning from you, Chieftain! Mark my words!

Great post, anyway.
Lowtax's Destructoid Blog
AHAHHAAAHAHAHA Agent Chieftain, will you be the Godfather of my dogs firstborn puppies?
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog
Depends what kind of dogs they are, I heard Beagles are delicious.


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