Well, hot damn, Destructoid! It's been a while since I updated my blog with a new video for your own entertainment! Needless to say, fuck FreezeCracker.com, as they didn't feel my content was worthy of their newly revamped review site without any edge, important opinion, or comedy value.
Anyway, on with the good stuff.
This real-life documentary chronicles the hardships that Carson has faced after witnessing the shocking ending to EA's smash hit Dead Space. Can the psychological effects on Carson made by the game ever be healed?
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