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7:37 AM on 04.28.2011  

[EXCLUSIVE] What Really Happened To The PSN

My fellow D-Toiders, it is time that I've shared with you some super secret, exclusive insider info that I have received surrounding the PSN info leak. Long story short, it was Sony who screwed up so massively that they're writing it off as some outside intrusion!

Here's a reenactment that I have created, detailing this incident:



I have further been told that Sony plans on placing a cage around the button, in order to strengthen security.

You're very welcome, Destructoid.

P.S.
In before "THIS GUY'S JUST WHORING HIS SITE".

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4:43 AM on 04.09.2011  

Every Gamer's Secret Sports Game Addiction

Hello once again, D-Toiders!

I would just like to bring attention to the fact that even the most hardcore gamer will, at one point, own a sports game and be secretly addicted to it. Well, I'm here to tell you that it is not shameful to play those sports games! Here's an example of such secrecy:



Don't let this ruin your lives, people!

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3:34 AM on 03.15.2011  

New and Sexy Way To Play Flower for the PS3!

Hello, once again, D-Toiders!

I'm here to report to all of you that our team, over at ServerCrashers.com, have discovered this brand new way to enhance your Flower playing experience!

Of course, we absolutely love the game Flower, but over time it has gotten a little stale.



Just follow those three simple steps to spice up your Flower gameplay!

You're welcome, Destructoid.

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2:37 AM on 01.31.2011  

Always Take Nintendo Health Warnings Seriously

Hello again, my brethren!

We've all heard about those ridiculous health warnings issued by Nintendo concerning the 3DS, especially the one stating that someone should not play it for more than 30 minutes at a time. Well, my friends and I took it upon ourselves to offer those who do not wish to abide by this warnings a glimpse into the inevitable results of a dangerous gamble.



Consider yourself informed, Destructoid...

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5:33 AM on 01.21.2011  

Relationship Fallout

Long time no see, my fellow D-Toiders!

My good friends over at The Busted Pixel just released a brand new video of theirs, and I happen to like it a lot! Crazy, I know! Well, what they did with this video was take a tough situation and apply Fallout's never ending time span when it comes to choosing options that are laid out clearly to you; I think it works pretty well.



Well, I hope you laughed, cried, an- wait, no I don't hope that you cried. Regardless, you should enjoy this great video.

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2:41 AM on 12.10.2010  

The Most Racist Situation In Gaming

Hello, D-Toiders! Looks like I'm back after a long period of nothingness. I can only ride on the success of my Chrono Trigger Battle Theme for so long, huh?



With this next video, I ask impossible questions. Questions such as: can gaming really be used as a tool to unify people of all different races and religious backgrounds? Or are we damned to an eternal purgatory of derogatory slurs and stereotypes? Woah, we're getting philosophical, here...

Anyway, I'd just like to apologize in advance for this video.

Please send all of your angry emails to [email protected]

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5:49 AM on 08.20.2010  

[COVER] Chrono Trigger Battle Theme by Carson Mauthe

Hello, fellow D-Toiders! Some of you may recall my VGM covers being featured on Weekend Destructainment, but the only problem is that those were made a long-ass time ago. Well, I'm here to present to you my triumphant return to my VGM cover endeavors!



I return to my VGM covering roots with this remixed version of Chrono Trigger's Battle Theme, which is one of the very first songs I've covered (though, it was a terrible cover and I have since abandoned it). I've mastered the guitar, I've mastered the bass, I've mastered the Rock Band drums, but will I ever master the half-naked slam dancing? Who knows?!

You (yes, you!) can download the song RIGHT HERE!

Visit ServerCrashers.com to find some of my earlier stuff, and possibly my newer stuff if I'm not lazy and actually make more of these.

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3:30 AM on 08.08.2010  

Sam and Max: Freelance Counter-Terrorism

Hello, co-D-Toiders! TellTale Games decided it would be a great idea to ask me to make a video about Sam and Max. It would've been a great video, up until some terrorists decided to show up and ruin everything.


If you haven't, already, you should definitely check out the Same and Max series that TellTale Games is making. The Devil's Playground is available on the PSN, PC, Mac, and iPad.

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5:53 AM on 06.15.2010  

The Gayest Situation In Gaming

Well, fellow D-Toiders, it appears that I have partaken in what may be one of the gayest situations in gaming.



I have never been so sexually confused in my life.

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4:08 PM on 05.15.2010  

The Prince of Persia Movie is as Good as the Games

Bonjour, Destructoid... -ists? Today, I present to you a video of myself obtaining an early copy of the Prince of Persia movie, and watching it. Does the film live up to the standards of the games?



Basically, we're commenting on the hysteria surrounded with Disney casting Jake Gyllenhaal as The Prince. Just copy and paste his face onto the games, and you've got yourself a movie!

Thanks for watching (or not watching),

Carson Mauthe

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5:13 PM on 03.16.2010  

Uncharted 2 Is As Real As Life Itself

Alright, Destructoid...-ites. My crew and I have been at work on this video for months, now. Slow work, yes. But, it has finally been released! I thought I'd pass it along to all of those who are interested, so here it is!



The premise is that Carson (IE: me) questions the authenticity of Uncharted 2: Among Thieves' alleged real-life physics, and puts them to the test in the real world!

If this video seems familiar to you, it's because it is. We are huge fans of Mega64, and they are well aware of this video. Hopefully they just don't secretly hate us.

Enjoy!

Carson Mauthe

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1:40 AM on 01.28.2010  

Hydlide - David and Josh's Reviews



Better than the AVGN review, I say.

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