So I was voting my way through the Spike Video Game Awards, voting based on personal experience or from what I've heard (Plants vs Zombies beat out Dragon Age: Origins only because my laptop can play one and not the other).
Then I came upon this:
I know Modern Warfare 2 is a great game, but really? Did anyone else see this? I'm sure it's just a mistake on the website's part, but it's still funny. So without further adieu
OMG SPIKE IS BIAS ACTIVISION PROBABLY PAID SPIKE TO PUT TWO MODERN WHOREFAIRS UP THERE IF THIS WAS WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE AND SOMEONE PICKED THE LIFELINE AND ONLY MODERN WHEREFORE WAS LEFT WHAT THEN I AM SO PISSED WHY ISNT THE CONDUIT UP THERE OR HALO STD THOSE WERE BOTH GOOD BETTER THAN MODEM WEAKFART THATS BIAS OMG THIS MAKES ME SO PISSED THAT I AM GOING TO GO EAT A SANDWHICH SCREW INFINITYWHORED BRIBING THIS WEBSITE THEIR GAME WOULDNT HAVE EVEN GOTTEN ONTO THIS LIST IF THEY HADNT SUCKD SPIKES VAGINA CUZ THEYRE PUSSIES OMG I AM GOING TO WRITE A LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT AND TELL HIM HOW MAD I AM
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I did that too on accident...I was reading the nominees and read Valve: Valve and thought...Valve is probably better than 2 Moderwarfare 2's. Then I moved my mouse and saw it was Left 4 Dead 2. Odd that they'd set the flash up like that so the thing you are voting for doesn't read the name as you vote.
Ah well, maybe next time.
Also...
THIS MAKES ME SO PISSED THAT I AM GOING TO GO EAT A SANDWHICH
I now have a new angry catchphrase whenever a DToid new post posses me off.
SPIKE'S
VGA
BIAS
------ = BS
IA
That should just about do it.
THAT SAID, ANYONE WHO GETS THEIR OPINION ON GAMES FROM SPIKE TV IS A MOUTH BREATHER.
IGNORE ME!
THIS IS EXECUTIVELY PRODUCED BY GEOFF KEIGHLEY.
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION HIS JUDGEMENT.