Hello, I am a walrus with an afro. Pleased to meet you.
I'm a cheapo gamer. I won't buy a game unless I'm absolutely sure that I'll get my money's worth, or it's free. My laptop is terrible for gaming, and I'm hoping to one day own a super-gaming computer that will take over the world unless I'm playing video games on it.
Consoles: PS2, Xbox 360, laptop
Games I Enjoy:
Shadow of the Colossus
Metal Gear Solid 1+2+3=6(?)
Rainbow 6 Vegas
World of Gooooo
Final Fantasy 6/3
Team Fortress 2
So I was voting my way through the Spike Video Game Awards, voting based on personal experience or from what I've heard (Plants vs Zombies beat out Dragon Age: Origins only because my laptop can play one and not the other).
Then I came upon this:
I know Modern Warfare 2 is a great game, but really? Did anyone else see this? I'm sure it's just a mistake on the website's part, but it's still funny. So without further adieu
OMG SPIKE IS BIAS ACTIVISION PROBABLY PAID SPIKE TO PUT TWO MODERN WHOREFAIRS UP THERE IF THIS WAS WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE AND SOMEONE PICKED THE LIFELINE AND ONLY MODERN WHEREFORE WAS LEFT WHAT THEN I AM SO PISSED WHY ISNT THE CONDUIT UP THERE OR HALO STD THOSE WERE BOTH GOOD BETTER THAN MODEM WEAKFART THATS BIAS OMG THIS MAKES ME SO PISSED THAT I AM GOING TO GO EAT A SANDWHICH SCREW INFINITYWHORED BRIBING THIS WEBSITE THEIR GAME WOULDNT HAVE EVEN GOTTEN ONTO THIS LIST IF THEY HADNT SUCKD SPIKES VAGINA CUZ THEYRE PUSSIES OMG I AM GOING TO WRITE A LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT AND TELL HIM HOW MAD I AM