So, people post left and right here at Dtoid: "Ahhh! Red Rang of teh Doomz!". I promptly read the post, plug my ears and make any number of animal noises I can think of at the time. Thinking maybe, just maybe if I don't think it exists it will never happen to me. As a matter of fact it might have worked. Because I did not get a Red Ring, I got the dreaded "Video card failure"?! I know, totally scary error that happens to all 1 of me.

I think it's the mythical 8 bit gods way of smiting me. Every time I have my "One day a week" it would seem that something goes wrong. Needless to say now I have an extra Composite cable that I don't need (which I originally thought was my problem) and an unopened copy of Gears 2. For all I care, Marcus can hold his breath in that plastic bubble he lives in until get my 360 back. Maybe if Microsoft cant hear my screams they can hear Marcus's.

So anyone else have to fork over a Franklin to Microsoft for this "Video Card Failure" thing. Or am I alone in my not-a-red-ring hole of minor inconvenience? And as a side note, any of you guys colorblind because I definitely spent about 20 minutes talking to the customer support lady because she was confused why my power supply light was yellow when I guess what she wanted to hear was green (it was a really constructive near half hour). C'mon Microsoft, picking on the people who can't be airforce pilots too now? When will the injustice end.

So while your all having fun, Playing Gears, Rock Band and Last Remnant, I'll be pretending only Left4dead exists. So Dtoider's, anyone need a Composite 360 cable for cheap?