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[Video] Happy Birthday CannibalCalvin!
Aertyr | 6:25 PM on 11.21.2008 27 comments


So the humble bastard didn't even tell me it was his birthday. So I started this video yesterday, and it totally took me about 6 hours to make it. I hope the bastards happy.



Some parts may be NSFW. Fair warning.

Happy birthday you bastard.



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Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALVIN! My eyes sparkle every time I think of you. <3
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Happy Birthday, I love you.
Suff0cat's Destructoid Blog
Happy Birthday Calvin! Please don't get nakkie.

<3
brainderailment's Destructoid Blog
Midland, MI? Or somewhere else? That's where I grew up.
Aertyr's Destructoid Blog
Midland, Michigan indeed.
velcroman's Destructoid Blog
BIRFDAY, HAPPY TO YOU
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Oh god, the end killed me
wilbo's Destructoid Blog
what just happened?
Kayka's Destructoid Blog
Happy Birthday!
MATTFOO's Destructoid Blog
that was soooo fucking DOPE
Jordan Devore's Destructoid Blog
@Calvin - I take it you'll be celebrating your BD by taking shots of ranch and spontaneously striping down to nothing but a pink hat? We wouldn't have it any other way.

@Aertyr - Loved the video. I may laugh at just about everything, but this made me laugh especially hard.

@MATTFOO - You just defied gravity with that image. Congrats.

@Michigan - Fuck you, no one likes you. Ugly whore.
mid3vol's Destructoid Blog
lololol happy smorgis borg calvin <3
Teta's Destructoid Blog
Happy tit grabbing day Calvin.
Phist's Destructoid Blog
Happy Bday, Calvin!
Pedro Blandino's Destructoid Blog
happy birthday Calvin! I didint know you liked coke so much.
Aertyr's Destructoid Blog
You kiddin'? He's like a walkin' ad. All day, everyday.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
HAPPY BURFDAI
Puppetpallmich's Destructoid Blog
wow that video is rly well done and fuck cannible, dude just dissapears
nebones's Destructoid Blog
lol Mattfoo

Happy birthday!
Hambam's Destructoid Blog
So, I made an account for this site just for my c frank. He was my partner in one of my programming classes. We made rock paper scissors and it sucked (my fault). Ask him for it sometime, I know he's got it still. Anywho Fuck off
Tactix's Destructoid Blog
Calvin

I have yet to meet you, but I know you are awesome!

Happy Birthday! Hope to meet you in the near future and make sweet love to you <3 <3
atheistium's Destructoid Blog
SEPTEMBER 25TH oh lawwwdddyy
Gameboi's Destructoid Blog
Happy Birthday!
LarkOhiya's Destructoid Blog
B day? more like BEE day. am I right?
supershorty923's Destructoid Blog
what program did you use to edit this?


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