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[Video] CannibalCalvin loves himself.
Aertyr \| 11:26 AM on 11.24.2008	19 comments

So what do you get when you have 3 geeks stuck in a basement with a craving for retardation at 2am?

The follow up to my nationally acclaimed, Oscar winning pile of crap video: Calvins Birthday Video! of course.

Watch what happens when a fine young stallion meets up with himself from another time, and cannot control the urges he has for himself.

Edited(Mostly) by CannibalCalvin
Filmed(Mostly) by Aertyr

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19 comments | showing # 1 to 19

king3vbo

Hear that sound? THATS ME FAPPIN

Cheeburga

LAWL

Puppetpallmich

i fapped to it

Pedro Blandino

it's masturbation!

NihonTiger90

Hawt.

atheistium

LOLOL HES A FAGGOAT LOLOLOL

Spartacus

Hear that sound? It's King fapping.

Wexx

Do I hear king fapping? Or is that the biggest thunderstorm ever?

Kayka

Amazing. I nearly died when random phil(?) started masturbating.

CannibalCalvin

Amazing.

madninja

Wow king, you fap sounds like thunder.

PetiePal

So disturbed

Samit Sarkar

What hath God wrought?

Joe Burling

It's bad enough that God wrought in the first place, let alone the fact that he wrought this!!

mikeyed

Jebus?

Solatrus

Lols.

mid3vol

hahahahahah. too funny.

Professor Pew

Came

supershorty923

im never sitting on that couch again

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Yo D-toiders, I am Aertyr (Air - Tier) and if you cannot pronounce it correctly just call me Nick. I'm a competitive gamer that used to be apart of a sponsored team [Rapture Gaming] for DotA (A Warcraft III mod) but I won't kid myself and tell you that I'm l337. I've been gaming since I was 2 on Sega and on the computer since 3. I am a pure blood geek in all ways shapes and forms, from Dungeons & Dragons to Magic: The Gathering to every bloody RPG I can get my hands on. Cya round, I'll try not to suck.

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