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"...preventing the patient from defecating for 17 days...".
Somehow this seems unlikely.
Heheheh...nice. Here's another good one.
Man Passes Gas, Charged with Battery on Officer
Wow. Um ...
"You don't need to say "The Baltimore Examiner reported" three times fuckers"
Actually, you do Aerox. I'm studying journalism right now and you should always attribute each claim with a source, no matter how repetitive it sounds. Otherwise, your ass can get sued (whether or not it was stapled shut.
At the very least change the sentence up so that it's not the exact same every time.
True, in that sense, it was poorly written.
BTW, thanks for sharing this. I pooped a little after reading it.
Ledz is correct on that one. Proper attribution is a must unless it can be clearly inferred from the context. In this case, it makes sense to attribute it to the Examiner's reporting.
And I agree that the sentence was written very poorly.
*Lesson Learned*
Never have surgery in Baltimore.
( I was going to say something BUT i'll save it for later. )
:P
I think smoking 2 packs a day could do something like that
...Now I feel like going to the bathroom.
Was this guys name Larry Lester?
(whoever gets this reference, win 3 internets.)
Icky.
Eh, I've seen greater.
Rectal discharge FTW!
Blog of the day right here!
I'm not sure who it was but one of my roommates pooped on the toilet seat sometime during the night. Not something you want to wake up to in the morning.
Not pooping for 17 days? Is that possible? I call bullshit. Also, smoking 2 packs a day can do that too? Never heard that before either. Thought you'd have lung problems before your asshole would swell shut.
wtf..
haha wow... this may have made my night xD
This story has made me laugh all day.
So, if you don't shit for 17 days, does it start to back up and make it back to the stomach? It'd be South Park mouth pooping in about 20 days I'm sure
I remember when I went to summer camp in elementary school and none of the bathroom stalls had doors, so I just waited for an entire week until I got home before I took care of business. A week was brutal - I can't imagine 17 days.
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