AeinSilverwolf has been gaming since at least 1435, which is impressive for someone born in 1877. He is known throughout the world as that guy who makes really lame jokes that have only twice ended in bloodshed. He enjoys a variety of things, but you don't care, because this site is about video games, and video games are serious business. His middle names are "Danger", "Success", and "Lyle"; however, his last name shall forever remain a mystery.
He likes to pretend he lives in a variety of places, but he has been mostly spotted in Canada.
I am not going to buy this game unless I can have sex with everyone on my ship.
I will not buy this game unless there is a button mashing minigame called "Motorboating Ashley".
I will not buy this game unless all dialogue trees end with "Fancy a shag".
I will not buy this game unless I can have a threesome with Wrex and that Krogan chick. Hell, I'm not going to lie anymore. The chick was only there to make it seem less weird. I just want Wrex.
If they don't replace all the pointless, dull firefights with some good old fashioned hardcore alien pornography, they can kiss my money goodbye. I think it's so cute that they think anyone gives a damn about the story or the gameplay.