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Aaron "Mxy" Yost is an admin for the Dtoid Forums, and hosts/produces the Communitoid podcast with some of the other Dtoid community managers. He also has a dark secret that must never be revealed, lest the world be split asunder.

Pronunciation: "Miks-yez-pit-lik" Most people just pronounce it "Mixie" for short.

I'm a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest.

I am a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

I'm not sorry for the things I've said. There's a wild man in my head.

I am two with nature.

I'm a bird who doesn't sing because I have an answer, I sing because I have a song.

I mostly come at night... Mostly.

I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you.

I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for
you.

I'm like, you know... this guy.



You should listen to Communitoid! It's the best podcast ever, except for those other ones that are better.

Ben and I make videos. You love them and want to subscribe to our YouTube channel:

FOOTBALL!!! Blitz: the League 2 Destructoid contest
Left 4 Dead: Interview with a Zombie
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Left 4 Dead 2: Interview with a Zombie 2
L4D2 Interview 2 Outtakes
Using Adrenaline in Left 4 Dead 2
The Man-lympics
The Man-lympics Outtakes and Bonus Footage
The Package
Project Mario Vlog: Episode 1
Project Mario Vlog: Episode 2

You can also listen to our ravings about geek culture every week on Airport Road: The Podcast. If you want to get updates on what we're currently working on, follow our Tumblr!

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Licensed Games That Don't Entirely Suck:
#1: DuckTales
#2: Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
#3: The Super Star Wars Trilogy
#4: The Dungeons & Dragons Arcade Games
#5: The Warriors



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Mario Kart Wii Code: 2363-6044-4563

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The following is a IM conversation I had with Bernie Mac this past Friday, shortly before his untimely death:

Me: Hey Bernie Mac, how's the hospital food?

Bernie Mac: Haha, you crazy dude. I've had better. You've got to get your mom's chili recipe for me sometime.

Me: I totally will Bernie Mac, because we are extremely close friends.

Bernie Mac: Have I mentioned how much I enjoy those electronic game boxes you plug into the television?

Me: Yeah, like 15 times. I'll have to post about that on my forum Bernie Mac.

Bernie Mac: Well g2g, Mary-Kate Olsen is supposed to be coming by to visit me in a few minutes. She says she has a surprise for me.

Me: Catch you later Bernie Mac, hope you get better soon. Oh by the way, Guess Who fucking sucked.

Rest in Peace Funnyman, in Heaven the bowl of chili never runs out.

As a result of this conversation, I've decided to quit Destructoid forever, just like I did around this time last year. I'm taking off tomorrow to eat free food, hit the bars around Blacksburg, and pretend I'm learning while my employer foolishly continues to pays my salary. I'm taking the 360 with me during the week I'll be gone, and if the hotel's wifi cooperates with me you'll probably see me on Live. Try not to miss me too much. Peace out bitches!
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Bye.

Dont drop the soap.
While you're hitting bars, can you hit one extra hard, just for me? Please?
MARY KATE!
Noooooooooo! I'm leaving for a week too out of protest!

Anyways, have a good time, and don't drink too much unless its free too. :o)
I'm quitting forever too, but I'll be back later tonight.
Promise me you'll write every day!
Send flowers!
You're not allowed. This place is already halfway-to-shit. We can't afford to lose anymore sane people.
wait, who fucking sucked?
Virginia Tech FTW.
Hit me up for some hot Uno action if you can connect.
Am I the only one who understood the Mary Kate joke?
Where da cookies n shit?
@ RedRabbit: Frankly, I'd be more surprised if any remembers the "Mom's Chili Recipe" reference. Besides Workmeng that is.
goddamn quitter.
You'll be back. They're always back.
Ha ha, how much has changed since your last post. We're still called unprofessional by unprofessionals :)

Cya next saturday!
You know how I know this is fake? Cause your leaving on a Saturday night when no one reads the blogs. Please, the leaving of Myx is like Monday, lunch time blog post material, when the blog traffic is peaking.

Also, I suspect you didn't really speak with Bernie Mac.
Cowzilla: You might have seen through my clever web of lies, but one thing in my post is a undeniable fact: Guess Who was a terrible, terrible movie.
I've been developing a theory that there's an assassin trying to take out celebrities ever since Heath Ledger died. At first I thought it was just Dark Knight actors, what with Morgan Freeman getting in a car crash and Christian Bale being framed for the beating of his mom and sister, but factoring in Shia Lebouf's close call and now Bernie Mac, I'm confident this madman is going after all of Hollywood.

You can do your part by heading to your nearest celebrity and defending him/her with your much less valuable life.
Bye Mxy!




...wait ::runs:: WAIT MXY NO!
FINE! GO!
Is Mary-Kate visiting you too?
Seeya next year! :)
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Wait...what?
You are a monumental idiot, you've someone managed to surpass all the other retards here with this one post, bravo good sir.
Go back to fighting Superman.
I saw this yesterday. So sad.
Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!


Also, R.I.P. Security head from Bad Santa.
About fucking time.
come back to us mxyzptlk!!!!!
mary kate killed bernie mac!
Apparently she went to visit Issace Hayes right after Bernie.
Why did Bernie Mac die? It's because of you o_O!
Remember when you went back in time to tell yourself not to quit, but your past self wouldn't listen and tore up the note because Past Mxy didn't want to know the future? Goddammit Past Mxy.
Really do not want. :(
well as they say, you gotta let them go so that they can find their way home...or something like that
good luck boyo with all yer stuff, but I know you'll be back :-)
I've been back for like four days now. :)
Yeah...you should probably leave again.

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