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HAY GUYS WHAT UP
Aaron Linde \| 6:15 PM on 06.23.2008	46 comments

It's been awhile since I've blogged and all, but hey, I figured what the hell -- let's have a "get reacquainted with Linde" party. What the hell have you assholes been up to?

Presently I am working on how to write about the Clone Wars Wii trailer without using the words "waggle-fest". It's a difficult task, to be sure!

Also, a bird flew into the slider door out the back end of my apartment, which means it's clean. Or was, until he splattered his guts all over the damn thing. Now I have to clean that shit up so the cycle of death can continue.

I AM THE BANE OF CHIRPY BIRDS

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45 comments | showing # 1 to 45

Darren Nakamura

HAY AARON LINDE THINGS ARE GOING SMOOTHLY HERE!!

Congrats on the recently clean window?

Maybe I will see you again at E3.

Glad to meet your reacquaintance.

blehman

HAI AARON!! Things are swell. I'm sorry aboot your door. Stupid birds...

Aaron Mxy Yost

I've been sending carrier pigeons to you with secret messages about awesome things. I guess this explains why Ralph hasn't come back yet.

Darren Nakamura

Also, pretend I was still being facetious when I said "meet" instead of "make."

Electro Lemon

HAY ITS LINDE, THE GUY THAT HAD A POOP EMERGENCY DURING PODTOID!

That's still all I remember you for, it only because you said that's what I'd remember you for. How go the Nintendo chips?

Electro Lemon

"born in Phoenix, AZ on the sexiest year of all: 1983. I'm Destructoid's reviews editor, resident whore for shmups and other nonsense, and a graduate of Western Washington University and Fairhaven College."

"...all: 1983. I'm Destructoid's reviews editor, resident whore..."

"...I'm Destructoid's reviews editor..."

"...I'm Destructoid's reviews editor..."

Chad Concelmo

The only thing that makes me happier than Aaron Linde is Aaron Linde riding a dolphin. :) :) :) :) :)

Spartacus

HAY AARON LINDE, THINGS ARE PRETTY COOL HERE!

Yesterday, a bird flew into the window, too! Then, I saw a completely different bird with a bald head sitting on my doormat completely still. Pretty weird, huh? Anyway, it flew away after a while.

SO HOW ARE THINGS AT SHACK NEWS, AARON LINDE!?

AngelsDontBurn

ZOMG HAI! :D

WmV337

I still have your aids Aaron. And I'll keep them forever.
Oh how I miss the days of Bomberman.../sigh

braulio09

HAI AARON MY COCK IS UP 'CAUSE U MAKED BLOG (sorry, someone had to say it)

I'd say sorry about the door, but I'm sure you laughed your ass off when the bird died. It's happened to me and I couldn't stop laughing.

Also, try "waggle skills are necessary" for your preview :)

Spartacus

I'm imagining you reading this post in your Gay Snake voice, and it's pretty great.

Elitechief27

O HI THAR AARON!!!!!!! Now that's out of the way, get back in your hole! :)

Bob Muir

Why hello there!

WAGGLE WAGGLE WAGGLE WAGGLE

007

Woah... damn, it's been a while. You waggle anything lately?

GuitarAtomik

Honestly, that's exactly what I thought while watching that trailer. There's just no way it could be anything otherwise.

Also, don't be a stranger.

wardrox

I've been taking over the world, getting a degree and not caring quite enough to buy MGS.

king3vbo

I'll waggle you anytime

Samit Sarkar

How about "it's full of waggle-ocities"?

Also, HAY THUR

Snaileb

I miss your beard. I think I left something in it. It's probably gone bad by now.

RAB

bird guts?

srsly?

jeez

njsykora

How the hell has no-one done what I'm about to do yet.

Who the fuck is Aaron Linde?

ScottyG

Heh, silly birds. ^_^

I'm still playing far too much TF2. How come you aren't playing? :(

Aaron Linde

Scotty, been busy, alas. I haven't even dipped once into the new achievements, 'cos I'm a prick.

NJSYKORA, shh. I am legend.

Snaileb, I treasure your gifts forever.

HAI SAMIT

Dex, are you coming to E3? We should get the band back together or some shit. Even though we were never in a band.

And to all y'all, I miss.. er, y'all. I will write again eventually. And I'm still on Podtoid, because I promised I would be, goddamnit!

nebones

HULLO!

Dynamic Sheep

OMG! ACT 4! WTF! SPOILERSHADOW MOSES!SPOILER OMG! POOP EMERGENCY!

Shack News
Shack News
No one could
terrify the neighborhood
Shack News just won't be out done
playing pranks on everyone

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WaaaOOOooooOOOoooooOOOOOOOoooooooH

Shack News
Shack News
No one should
terrify the neighborhood
but Shack News just won't be out done
You should realize, he can win it with you.

Red TheHaze Veron

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Guagloves

OH HAI!
I have been playing the crap out of Space Invaders Extreme. It's AWESOME!!

Brian Szabelski

Oh hai, Aaron Linde. I have been working in the Tomopop toy mines lately. You?

Electro Lemon

PODTOID POOP EMERGENCY™

Brad Rice

Linde, get your ass over to NYC when I'm actually around. I still haven't met you, and that's a crime against humanity.

LarkOhiya

I kinda forgot why you are not around...also how was pax lemon?

mistic

Hey Aaron, great to 'hear' from you once more :-)

hope to hear some more in the future, it was like you left us :-)

topgeargorilla

Wow this is super exciting! I'm super! It's great! Dtoid is still cool!

Sad about the bird! I have a pet bird! It's super cool!

Samit Sarkar

I second DMV’s motion. If you’re ever near NYC, hit me up!

Sharpless

What the hell are you doing? Get back in the kitchen.

Hitogoroshi

Awww poor birdy.

Nick Chester

Not using the term "waggle fest"? WHO ARE YOU!? I don't even recognize you anymore.

Tiff

Yay Aaron Linde! Hes! The! Best!

MatCD

I saw a Raven eating a Pigeon the other day, it was awesome

Shodan2020

Isn't any Wii game pretty much a "waggle fest" at some point or another?

pedrovay2003

@Shodan

I didn't waggle at all in Smash Bros.

Holyetheline

Aaron... where have you been lately?

garison

HEY arron!

I love you aron.

ChopmasterT

Hai! Arron

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