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EarthBotched: The History of Nintendo vs. Starmen
 by Aaron Linde on 05.07.2008      22 comments




Hallo, mine bitches.

I wrote a big goddamn feature about the history of Starmen and their campaigns to get EarthBound back in North America, with lots of new details that webmaster Reid Young had never revealed before, including:

Starmen's attempt to officially license Mother 3 in North America!

Nintendo's "cultural audit", which establishes how little they listen to their customers!

Other nonsense!

The article is over on Shacknews. I'm pleased with how it turned out, and I was hoping you lads could go take a gander at it. And if you like it, give it a digg, could you?

There are 22 comments about this post:
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
LINDE CONFETII!!! YAY!!!
Dexter345's Destructoid Blog
Dugg. Also, reading now.
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Destructoid Blog
Awesome post! Looking at all of our crushed hopes it in one place really depresses me though.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
Great read Linde... although depressing. Never give up Starmen!
Messer's Destructoid Blog
http://mother3.fobby.net/
wardrox's Destructoid Blog
pff, whoreing your wearz!

I kid, I kid, a nice read :)
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Exellent article Linde. My love for Earthbound knows no bounds (get it?)
HarassmentPanda's Destructoid Blog
Dugg! EarthBound is wonderful and the guys over at Starmen.net are just incredible.
Rockvillian's Destructoid Blog
That was a great read. I didn't know much about the history of it all... and man. What an epic tale of woe, misery.... and HOPE!
Big Z's Destructoid Blog
Keep up the good fight, Starmen! It really makes you wonder why Nintendo hasn't done something official.
pyrofreak421's Destructoid Blog
God nintendo needs to release more stuff like earthbound the game is beyond amazing. Crude humor, strange enemies, and you get to walk around and club stuff with a bat. What more could a gamer want?
Dr Milkdad's Destructoid Blog
After Earthbound 64 was canceled, I sold my N64 in anger and got a Playstation instead, and refused to get a Gamecube because of that.

I really loved that game, I wish I still had it.
Cataract's Destructoid Blog
Good timing for this, considering I finally got my hands on a cart of EarthBound last night. Really good condition, too.
Cataract's Destructoid Blog
Well, i just finished reading it, and I have to say, that was one of the best articles I've read in a long time. Very well done.
Wexx's Destructoid Blog
Wow. Dugg, sent to all of my friends on aim, you know, the whole she-bang-a-bang. I had no idea about the Anthology thing, Nintendo really doesn't have a soul if they didn't do something with the series after that was released.
Wedge's Destructoid Blog
Bumbadum baaa ba ba ba du dum, bum ba dum badumdumdummmm
Artix Lumin's Destructoid Blog
I am a member of starmen.net and have been calling nintendo for a long time. I was thinking the recignition wasn't going to happen. Then the ESRB thing happend and I went berserk. Thank you for the write up. It reminds me of the dark times, and reminds me that the battle is not over yet.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Dugg — this is an awesomely researched article, Mr. Linde. I tip my Yankee hat to you.
Ashley Davis's Destructoid Blog
You're awesome sir, fantastic job. :)
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Why Mother 3 is not out yet, I don't know... Nintendo does stupid crap like that.
Wootex's Destructoid Blog
Thanks for the article Aaron. It's fun to talk about Earthbound with people, but it seems that whenever I do, the conversation always regresses into nostalgia about how awesome the game is. It's good to see some actual info about how we've gotten hosed for so many years.
SchickOuttaShape's Destructoid Blog
Aaron, fantstic writeup. Above anything, you really showcased how it's the love, nay...PK LOVE of the fans that keep the wonder and joy of these games alive and shared for the uninitiated to see, hear about, read in this case...and hopefully someday there will come some sort of reciprocation.

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I'm Aaron Linde, born in Phoenix, AZ on the sexiest year of all: 1983. I'm Destructoid's reviews editor, resident whore for shmups and other nonsense, and a graduate of Western Washington University and Fairhaven College. I've got a B.A. in English / Creative Writing and an MFA in Fucking Shit Up.

For more info, check out my personal site at http://www.captainwaycool.com.
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