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Proof That There is No God (NVGR)
AKK \| 7:13 PM on 08.19.2008	32 comments

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQw5DLWXVEs

That is a trailer for Disaster Movie, a movie I didn't know existed, and certainly didn't want to exist.

Around the time Date Movie came out, this whole franchise had been raped, and raped hard, and was starting to sprout deformed children.

Now, two sequels later (Epic movie I saw, essentially on a dare, and Meet the Spartans I did not and will not see), the mutations are getting worse.

Now, this shit's coming out.

No human-loving god would allow these people to continue living, or this franchise to continue existing.

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30 comments | showing # 1 to 30

TheDreadHawk

Forums. That is all.

AKK

What's a forum? :O

Aaron Mxy Yost

But you can't embed video clips in the forums! This looks as terrible as the last few movies of its type.

MrSadistic

As long as 16-year-olds exist, shitty movies will continue to be made.

RonBurgandy2010

@MrSadistic
I resent that. Not saying you're wrong though.

Just for the record, I'm not one of those 16 year olds.

pendelton21

I'd rather take a magnum to my sack than watch the trailers for this or any movie like it.

TheDreadHawk

@AKK An Internet forum is a web application for holding discussions and posting user-generated content.LOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!

@Mxy, but he didn't even embed it, lol.

Ah what do I know?!

eternalplayer2345

@HERETIC

Well said same for me I was 16 last year and Meet the spartans looked like the stupidest movie ever concieved. A friend of mine actually wants to see a disaster movie and it makes me mad that there are people who will fall for this crap.

TheDreadHawk

Heretic, did we really need to bring actual religion into this? Seriously.

On a side note, because I suck and like to post comments, I like how we teenagers always defend our ages on the tubes. I'm 17, I know and admit I'm a fuckwit and that'll change, amirite?

RonBurgandy2010

Jesus, how many of us haven't graduated high school yet?

randombullseye

As long as Carmen Electra keeps getting work. She has to pay for her plastic surgery somehow.

aborto thefetus

Those movies were always terrible. The only good one was the 3rd one.

However, this one looks like it is going to set a new record for stupid.

Scrixx

@Ron

I believe you're in that crowd.

Dead Movie Star

As a 15 year old, I do not yet find these movies funny. I will find them funny, however, on the day I turn 16 and I will disagree with every bad thing said about these movies.

MrSadistic

yes

AKK

As a 16 year old, I say that Heretic is right.

Fuck religion! And whoever is making these god-awful movies.

Fuck them hard. Fuck them long. And fuck them till they die.

VWGTI

As a 17 year old, I say that AKK is right.

Fuck religion! And whoever is making god-awful movies.

Fuck them hard. Fuck them long. And fuck them till they die.

Matlox

Hahahahaha, nice job guys. Way to make yourselves look like the idiotic teenage sheep you're criticizing in the first place. There's nothing more typical than seeing spoiled teenagers on the internet trying to portray free thinking and independence by bad mouthing religion at any random website for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Ironic how the last two comments follow the same template, and how they merely echo a common pseudo-intellectual statement promoting atheism. This comment section looks a whole lot like one in a Marilyn Manson video on YouTube. Thanks for the laughs guys :)

FUK GOD!!1 METAL RULZ HAIL SEYTAN! CRISTIANS R DUM!

MrSadistic

Matlox

That post wasn't directed at you, it was directed at the people that jumped onto the opportunity to bash religion in an environment that has nothing to do with the subject in any way.

Daxelman

I will admit, the movies has little moments, but not enough to warrant them funny or enjoyable.

But hey, if you hate it so much, there's always Martyrdom....

Eschatos

Advice to teenagers: If someone's already said it, don't say it again.

AKK

This is my goddamned blog in the first place. I said there's no god, thus I am further allowed to bash religion in all its forms, and I will do so.

FUCK CHRISTIANITY! FUCK JUDAISM! FUCK ISLAM! FUCK ALL THOSE OTHER RELIGIONS!

AND ESPECIALLY FUCK SCIENTOLOGY!

You don't like it? Get the fuck out. :D

Mushman

@Matlox

I agree with everything you say, really.

Just give the chilliens a few more years, and let the harsh realities of life hit them like a train.

That should sort them out. :)

Crunshii

all 16 year olds are douche bags.

all of them.

MrSadistic

AKK doesn't care about black people.

Aziel13

wangs
big ones
dicknology
enough said

Twisted Imp

*hops Bandwagon*
MEET THE SPARTANS IS DOO DOO BUTTER!

Also I wrote a blog about this god awful trailer a month ago. But w/e, not everyone reads my blog, so you got the rest of the crowd.

Twisted Imp

@Crunshii

It's a good thing that I'm 15 then eh?

Sharmsie

I'm going to go an agree with Crunshii here.

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