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I game like the 70-year old women in casinos smoke, like it's the only thing keeping me alive. I owe Topher a slurpee, for I am pleasantly enamored with shmups and am currently blazing my lazers. I Smash, I Halo, I do everything a good little consumer whore should do. I have no top five games due to my schizophrenic nature, but 1st party nintendo games scratch my itch the most regularly. To get an idea, I played through oracle of seasons and ages to the point where I collected around 22 heart containers (which sucked because it stopped at 20). I am at the point in my life where I am expanding my tastes, which includes the aforementioned shmups, and fighters. Guilty gear is my new guilty pleasure, due to the fact that the guy I play with has a MONOCLE.


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Something Stupid That Will Make You Chuckle:Captain Falcon Edition
A Humble Mr Perfect | 1:44 AM on 03.25.2008 7 comments


I was commenting on Dr. Milkdad's Mega Wickerman video when I was struck by something relatively absurd. I'll post the video that sprung to mind:



I kept replaying the Kathy Bates scene over and over, thinking Falcon Paunch! Then this... grotesquery proved too appetizing to not create.



You're welcome, interweb.



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A Humble Mr Perfect's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 02:02
A Humble Mr Perfect
says you. Let Nick show you his moves, first, and then decide.
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 06:24
MatCD
I've been looking for a good excuse to post this video

and it appears that one has not been found yet
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 09:36
loki d20
I've never seen that Wicker Man movie, but is it mostly about Nick Cage hitting women or something?
A Humble Mr Perfect's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 10:51
A Humble Mr Perfect
honestly, yeah kinda.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 15:19
Dr Milkdad
Hey! It's my name!
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