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Hello, my name is AHumbleMrPerfect. I've been lurking in the shadows since before Snaileb had a gyrating stormtrooper for an avatar. I am a current student, future hobo at Northern Michigan University. I am so close to Canada, that a moose busted my washing room window two years ago (it was on CNN). When I'm not wrasslin' grizzlies, drinking away the cold and lonely winter, or bedding large hirsute women (reference grizzlies), I'm gaming.

I game like the 70-year old women in casinos smoke, like it's the only thing keeping me alive. I owe Topher a slurpee, for I am pleasantly enamored with shmups and am currently blazing my lazers. I Smash, I Halo, I do everything a good little consumer whore should do. I have no top five games due to my schizophrenic nature, but 1st party nintendo games scratch my itch the most regularly. To get an idea, I played through oracle of seasons and ages to the point where I collected around 22 heart containers (which sucked because it stopped at 20). I am at the point in my life where I am expanding my tastes, which includes the aforementioned shmups, and fighters. Guilty gear is my new guilty pleasure, due to the fact that the guy I play with has a MONOCLE.

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Gamertag: Gentleman Beast

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Failblog: My quest for a new avatar A Humble Mr Perfect | 1:10 AM on 05.14.2008 11 comments

Hey all, recently I've been using a modified Reaprar avatar, cuz it makes me chuckle. However, I am acutely aware that this makes me a troll. Since David the gnome is not my arch-enemy, I want a new avatar. So if you could be so kind as to post an avatar in the comments, I might use it. Since I lack the know-how to do a contest, I'll send you my credit card number and a taiwanese slave-boy, or something. I pray mercy for your benevolence, dtoiders. Thanks for putting up for yet another fail-blog.