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7:16 PM on 02.27.2009

Wiiware to not be a steaming pile of fecal matter (maybe)

The Japan only, cell phone game, Final Fantasy IV: The After Years, has been rated by the ESRB to be coming to the Wii. FUCK YES. I WANT IT NOW FUCKERS. Sauce   read

8:24 PM on 02.23.2009

Scout Update: The Force-a-Nature

The Scout's new weapon, The Force-A-Nature, has been announced by Valve. It will replace the scattergun, but functions differently. It's a two shot shotgun with a LONG reload time, and knockback. You can also gain altitude wh...   read

9:27 PM on 02.22.2009

Scout Update: Shamwow

Hi it's Scout with Shamwow You'll be sayin wow every time you use this towel It's like a chamois it's like a towel it's like a sponge A regular towel doesn't work wet - this works wet or dry This is for the house the car th...   read

5:49 PM on 02.19.2009


So, I've been checking the Scout update page every half-hour recently, and it was finally updated. The result: BONK ENERGY DRINK! It looks like it will give the Scout a temporary speed boost, and it might restore some health. Full info can be found here. Oh yeah, there are some achievements, but no criteria. :(   read

5:50 PM on 01.29.2009

What is a Villain?: Ray

That's the dictionary definition, but how about a specific one: Ray, from Breath of Fire 2. I know that most of you haven't played it, given that it's very much a cult series. I found it on the Wii's virtual console for 8 d...   read

3:21 PM on 12.26.2008

LeFNFt 4 Dead

c wut i did thar? I got L4D for Christmas! If anyone wants to play online tonight, my steam name is Shoggothontheroof. Post here, and add me to your friendslist to reserve a seat.   read

9:51 PM on 12.20.2008

Imported lootz get!

So, browsing through my local comic/game shop, I came upon a stuffed Yoshi. Being a huge Yoshi fantard, I took a look at it. Seeing the tag, I knew it was rather special, given that it was in Japanese. As in, completely Japan...   read

5:02 PM on 12.19.2008

Club Nintendo Errors

So, I decided to register mah shit with Club Nintendo, also known as "Club: We hate the core gamer demographic, but we pretend not to by making this club", but it hasn't worked so well. First of all, I don't have all of my se...   read

6:42 PM on 12.09.2008

I Bought Things!

It was my birthday on Sunday, but I didn't get anything videogame related. However, I did get fucktons of ye olde cashe muneez. With some of it, I bought some shit. The Full List: 1. SNK Arcade Classics Vol. 1 2. Classic Co...   read

5:27 PM on 12.03.2008

My New Holy Grail: The Phantasy Star 2 Strategy Guide

As I said in one of my more recent blog posts, I've started playing Phantasy Star 2. It's great, but I'd like to see what I'm missing with the other stuff in the box. I know it came with a metric shit ton of crap, but a few s...   read

11:19 PM on 12.01.2008

Late Virtual Console Review is Late, But Not As Late As If It Were the Actual Game #1: Shining Force

As I said in my most recent post that wasn't well written, erudite, nonsensical flamebait, I'm a huge fan of RPGs. Well, Western and traditional, turn based JRPGs. Given that Shining Force was my first step into the murky, sc...   read

9:19 PM on 12.01.2008

Sonic and The Call of Cthulhu Announced

Sega, the company that has consistently fucked up the Sonic series, has recently announced the next in the Sonic Storybook series, and will now be raping the works of HP Lovecraft with their furry bullshit. I'm sure the game ...   read

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