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Hi! I'm Ian/4knuckleshuffle. I'm FIDEEN NOW BITCHES and your average stereotypical gamer. I like books, videogames, pen and paper RPGs, Warhammer 40,000, and other such indulgences. If this profile seems like my introductory post, that's because it is!
Avatar Origin: On my friend's forum, I changed my avatar one too many times, which pissed him off enough to set it to this and lock it. I've grown to like the image.


Brawl FC: 0559-6443-8754
Kingdom of Loathing Name: DagonEnHydra
Steam: shoggothontheroof

Looking forward to:

No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle
Diablo 3
Muramasa
Sin and Punishment 2
Resident Evil 5
BonerQuest
Samurai Shodown Anthology
The next Zelda

Favorite games:

Action RPG: Diablo II
JRPG: Earthbound
Western RPG: Neverwinter Nights
Tactical RPG: Shining Force
Action/Adventure: Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Shmup: Starfox 64
Horror: Resident Evil 4
FPS: Doom
2d Fighting: Samurai Shodown 2
2.5d Fighting: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Puzzle: Tetris
Simulation: Blazing Angels
RTS: Pikmin
Racing: Mario Kart 64
2d Platformer: Super Mario Bros. 3
3d Platformer: Super Mario Galaxy
Parser Adventure: Escape from Monkey Island
Point/Click Adventure: Riven
Text Adventure: Leather Godesses of Phobos
Wii: No More Heroes
N64: Zelda: Ocarina of Time
PC: Diablo II
SNES: Earthbound
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GC: Paper Mario: TTYD


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Toon Link in Brawl
Necromancer in Diablo II
Wizard in NWN
Luigi in any core Mario Game
Galford in Samurai Shodown 1 and 2
Mai in King of Fighters, due to boobs

Currently Playing:

Metal Slug
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Wii Fit
Phantasy Star 2
Metroid Prime
Shining Force 2
Maybe some other shit, but I can't remember.


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Why Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn is Furry Propaganda
4knuckleshuffle | 6:24 PM on 06.09.2009 10 comments


The Fire Emblem series is fantastic. I shall brook no argument upon this. What isn't awesome, however, is furryism. I purchased Radiant Dawn, thinking that it would maintain the high standards of quality set by scores in the 7.5-80 range. The issue is, however, that cancerous matter of furryism.

The first section of the game doesn't emphasize the matter of furryism, preferring to focus on the oppression of the people of Daein. In the beginning of the third chapter, it is established that the country of Begnion, the oppressors of Daein, wants to eliminate the Laguz, the aforementioned furries. Such a noble goal is greatly opposed by the heroes, and the game begins to SHOW IT'S TRUE COLOURS!

The furries are not presented as the horrible pedophilic incestuous monsters they truly are, and actually sympathetic. The story goes on, with the protagonists killing innocent soldiers who were merely doing their jobs. The story continues with the introduction of a group called The Branded, who are half Laguz. They are shunned by both species, but are incredibly talented. The horrific, pro-bestiality lie of it is shocking.

As has been CONCLUSIVELY PROVEN, by JOURNALISM, Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn should be banned from stores, and all copies should be burned, before Nintendo comes out with this:



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9 comments | showing # 1 to 9
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4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 19:26
4knuckleshuffle
Sorry Jim.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 19:40
Monodi
ANTI-JOURNALIZED
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 19:43
4knuckleshuffle
Additional: There was no offense intended to any furry readers. Sorry.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 20:29
Naim Master
Egyptians were furrys , Pixar is furry , 80% of the 90's videogame mascots were furrys , Insomaniac is furry , when you thought Sonic was rad you were a furry .
Furrys deserve respect , yo !
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 20:41
Monodi
@Naim Master

"Pixar is furry"

Wait what?
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 20:59
4knuckleshuffle
Naim Master: But none of those had horrible online communities with pictures that make me want to rub my eyes out with steel wool. Also, I never liked Sonic.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 21:30
Naim Master
@monodi
Bug Life , Monsters Inc. , Finding Nemo , Ratatouille ; and they also made a bizarre new fetish about getting it on with mechanical stuff with Cars and Wall-E .
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 23:29
Endstiem
Mmmmm laguzlicious
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 23:29
MrSadistic
Fuck you. Having sex in animal costumes is my thing.
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