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Why Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn is Furry Propaganda
4knuckleshuffle \| 6:24 PM on 06.09.2009	9 comments

The Fire Emblem series is fantastic. I shall brook no argument upon this. What isn't awesome, however, is furryism. I purchased Radiant Dawn, thinking that it would maintain the high standards of quality set by scores in the 7.5-80 range. The issue is, however, that cancerous matter of furryism.

The first section of the game doesn't emphasize the matter of furryism, preferring to focus on the oppression of the people of Daein. In the beginning of the third chapter, it is established that the country of Begnion, the oppressors of Daein, wants to eliminate the Laguz, the aforementioned furries. Such a noble goal is greatly opposed by the heroes, and the game begins to SHOW IT'S TRUE COLOURS!

The furries are not presented as the horrible pedophilic incestuous monsters they truly are, and actually sympathetic. The story goes on, with the protagonists killing innocent soldiers who were merely doing their jobs. The story continues with the introduction of a group called The Branded, who are half Laguz. They are shunned by both species, but are incredibly talented. The horrific, pro-bestiality lie of it is shocking.

As has been CONCLUSIVELY PROVEN, by JOURNALISM, Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn should be banned from stores, and all copies should be burned, before Nintendo comes out with this:

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9 comments | showing # 1 to 9

4knuckleshuffle says:
(# 0) on 06/09/2009 19:26

Sorry Jim.

Monodi says:
(# 1) on 06/09/2009 19:40

ANTI-JOURNALIZED

4knuckleshuffle says:
(# 2) on 06/09/2009 19:43

Additional: There was no offense intended to any furry readers. Sorry.

Naim Master says:
(# 3) on 06/09/2009 20:29

Egyptians were furrys , Pixar is furry , 80% of the 90's videogame mascots were furrys , Insomaniac is furry , when you thought Sonic was rad you were a furry .
Furrys deserve respect , yo !

Monodi says:
(# 4) on 06/09/2009 20:41

@Naim Master

"Pixar is furry"

Wait what?

4knuckleshuffle says:
(# 5) on 06/09/2009 20:59

Naim Master: But none of those had horrible online communities with pictures that make me want to rub my eyes out with steel wool. Also, I never liked Sonic.

Naim Master says:
(# 6) on 06/09/2009 21:30

@monodi
Bug Life , Monsters Inc. , Finding Nemo , Ratatouille ; and they also made a bizarre new fetish about getting it on with mechanical stuff with Cars and Wall-E .

Endstiem says:
(# 7) on 06/09/2009 23:29

Mmmmm laguzlicious

MrSadistic says:
(# 8) on 06/09/2009 23:29

Fuck you. Having sex in animal costumes is my thing.

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Hi! I'm Ian/4knuckleshuffle. I'm FIDEEN NOW BITCHES and your average stereotypical gamer. I like books, videogames, pen and paper RPGs, Warhammer 40,000, and other such indulgences. If this profile seems like my introductory post, that's because it is! Avatar Origin: On my friend's forum, I changed my avatar one too many times, which pissed him off enough to set it to this and lock it. I've grown to like the image. Brawl FC: 0559-6443-8754 Kingdom of Loathing Name: DagonEnHydra Steam: shoggothontheroof Looking forward to: No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle Diablo 3 Muramasa Sin and Punishment 2 Resident Evil 5 BonerQuest Samurai Shodown Anthology The next Zelda Favorite games: Action RPG: Diablo II JRPG: Earthbound Western RPG: Neverwinter Nights Tactical RPG: Shining Force Action/Adventure: Zelda: Ocarina of Time Shmup: Starfox 64 Horror: Resident Evil 4 FPS: Doom 2d Fighting: Samurai Shodown 2 2.5d Fighting: Super Smash Bros. Brawl Puzzle: Tetris Simulation: Blazing Angels RTS: Pikmin Racing: Mario Kart 64 2d Platformer: Super Mario Bros. 3 3d Platformer: Super Mario Galaxy Parser Adventure: Escape from Monkey Island Point/Click Adventure: Riven Text Adventure: Leather Godesses of Phobos Wii: No More Heroes N64: Zelda: Ocarina of Time PC: Diablo II SNES: Earthbound NES: Super Mario Bros. 3 GC: Paper Mario: TTYD I Like Playing As: Yoshi in Mario Kart Toon Link in Brawl Necromancer in Diablo II Wizard in NWN Luigi in any core Mario Game Galford in Samurai Shodown 1 and 2 Mai in King of Fighters, due to boobs Currently Playing: Metal Slug Samurai Shodown 2 Wii Fit Phantasy Star 2 Metroid Prime Shining Force 2 Maybe some other shit, but I can't remember. Also: and