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My first steps to world domination!

If you are interested to work in my global organisation of evil (or like to wear bright yellow jumpsuits), e-mail me. We are still looking for mad scientist and simple minded goons. People with thick german accent prefered.

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If you want it or not (judging by how many show up every week, you don't want it) we are
gonna do this again. Untill you people actually show up! You can consider that a warning.

Today is a day you all have been waiting for. We are going to go into the shitty movie
goldmine of video game adaptations by Uwe Boll. I've never seen a movie of my countryman
Mr. Boll before, but if the whole internet says that his movies blow, you gotta watch them.

Starting of with Alone in the Dark. I plan on keeping this theme up, untill we run out of
Boll movies.
Or I stab myself in the eye with a screwdriver. Whichever comes first...

As always, we will meet in Ventrillo at 11 o'clock. 10 o'clock if you are a brit. And some time
in noon if you are a american. Information how to get there are here:


(Elephant hates me, so it wouldn't let me make that a direct link. I know, I suck.)

(Kudos to Wilbo for the MS Paintjob)

Okay, boys and girls who talk with funny accents. Be ready for tonight, as we are gonna start
the European Shitty Movie Night.

For anybody who missed my post yesterday, we are going to watch Die Hard Dracula in
Vent at 10 o'clock CET. Just like the regular SMN, but with more europeans (cool people). Feel
free to join.

Stream or download the movie here:


btw, if you have any recomendations for next week, let me know.

BEHOLD! The first ESMN is at hand!

We are gonna start with the masterpiece Die Hard Dracula.

Yes, that's the name of the movie and yes it's just as bad/awesome as you think. Dracula
flying around in his coffin, while Wagner's "Flug der Walküren" is played in the background.
(You know, the song that is played in Apocalypse Now while they fly in on the helicopters)
That's all I need to say!

Saturday. 10 o'clock (CET). Vent. Be there.

(Edit: As Wardrox pointed out, there's no link to the movie. I will publish that on

K, so after getting up this Sunday at 5 am, I was thinkin: "Dammit! I love to watch shitty
movies with with the guys on Vent, but the timeshift is killing me!" So I had this idea. Let's
have a Shitty Movie Night for us Europeans.

The basic thought is to watch shitty movies from Europe or centered around Europe, at 10
o'clock CET on Saturday. That whould be about 3 am CST for americans, if they want to join

That way, we do not need to stay up all night.

So I'm asking you, who would take part in it?

Let me know in the comments.

Jack. May I call you Jack? I have a tip for you Jack.

Maybe you shouldn't insult everyone who plays videogames. Maybe you should keep your
temper and talk to us like with a normal person. Do you talk to people like that in real life? Do
you insult them, because they don't share your opinion? Yes, there are some 13 year olds
who insult you, but that's no reason to lower yourself on that level. Or don't you know any
other way to react?

I will not insult you, but I will tell you what I think about you. I think that you try to push your
career by bashing on videogames. I think that you make up facts and ignore other facts. I
think that you are a oppertunist. I think that you are not very professional, because of the
way you react to criticsm. And I don't respect you because of that.

One question, do you really believe the things you say on tv? Really? That it's really so
simple, that videogames can teach a kid how to use a gun? That videogames are the only
reason for someone to start shooting up his school?

Com'on Jack, you got to be more clever then that. Prove it to us that you are not some Nutjob
who won his degree in law in the lottery and only tries to make a quick buck.

Give me your best shot, prove to us that you can talk to us like a normal person. Without
calling us e-tards.

This just in, there are reports of a white male shooting people at Northern Illinois University,
in De Kalb, 65 miles (100 km) west of Chicago. According to the police, the man is no longer a
threat, but he wounded at least 15 people.

I wonder how long we have untill the first "experts" blames the halos, instead of asking
questions like: "Where did he get the gun?" "Where did he learn to use it?" "What where his

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