Hey guys a fair warning: the second quarter of our show was eaten by Pamela, our recording software. We still love her, but it was kinda annoying cause the show is a bit shorter than usual.

But look, Johnny did the showpost this week!

Blue Team’s Analoge bitches to Johnny about his prior post on Sidewinder. It’s a planet made entirely out of ice… Its, really, fucking, cold. Red Team’s Ryu complains to Tactix that all they are doing on Blood Gultch is guarding a base in the middle of nowhere, with no tactical advantage what so ever. But the blues are getting a new recruit, CrocBox and he is bringing a tank. All the while King3vbo and his trusty robot sidekick Cataract have brought down a M12LRV from HQ, and inform the other two that they will be getting a rookie too, Stella. Stay tuned for hilarity, and shenanigans on Red v.s…. I mean 321GoCast.

Shownotes by Johnny "SUCK A FAAAAT DIIIIIIIIICK" Viral, will be a day late. Sorry folks, check back tomorrow.

1:16 – When there’s trouble you call DW
1:32 – Tactix is Dissapoint\
1:52 – We talk a bit about Darker than Black
2:00 – Analoge doesn’t like chicks with purple hair
2:49 – Johnny wants dem Bioshock 2 cheevos.
3:08 – Bioshock 2’s multiplayer entertains Johnny
4:00 – Johnny went to his school’s Lacrosse game.
4:20 – Analoge discovers Minecraft
4:54 – Inside out club
5:12 – Ryu is not pleased
5:42 – Analoge doesn’t hate Mass Effect 2. But doesn’t like any of the characters, besides his Badass Female Renegade Sheppard. Head butting Krogans
6:33 – Male Sheppard voice is mediocre compared to the greatness that is Jennifer H.
7:21 – Shout out to Kauza. Then Johnny talks about an article he wrote. (http://gamerlimit.com/2010/02/bioshock-2-shattered-memories-and-the-fine-art-of-fatherhood/#comments)
8:10 – You cool dawg. 321GoCast considers Kauza cool and you should too.
8:39 – Why does Ryu always go last?
8:50 – No 321GoCast Next Week
9:05 – We apologize in advance Stella. Johnny left Falcon Reaper out on purpose.
9:30 – Falcon Reaper is making us a t-shirt apparently. Analoge really wants that shirt.
10:00 – SizeCast.
10:12 – Johnny wears Large for funzies. He does a lot of things large for funzies.
10:37 – Ryu breaks his promise; he did not finish Bioshock 2.
10:52 – Johny wants to punish him, but cant
11:15 – Tactix attempts to kick Ryu from iRC as punishment, but Ryu chickens out.
11:36 – Johnny suggests a new punishment, Ryu weasels out of it.
11:50 - !LolRyumad is auto kick ryu in iRC
12:15 – Perfect Prosecutor
12:51 – Apollo Justice Kind of sucked? It is a fucking blemish on the perfect record that is Phoenix Wright.
13:17 – Johnny says Goddot and nobody understands him
13:42 – Mispronunciation cast.
14:00 – Johnny tells Ryu he put in the wrong song. Ryu tones out Johnny went he starts talking about Metal
14:32 – Johnny also did not keep a promise to Tactix.
15:12 – Analoge challenged Tactix to Blaz Blue so he stopped playing other games
15:54 – People are building Rapture down there. (Minecraft)
16:44 – Welcome to MinecraftCast
17:53 – Who is excited to play Deadly Premonition
18:30 – Some people took that Sterling post about Deadly Premonition seriously. Sigh
18:55 – Ryu wants a forced avatar policy
19:10 – We don’t care about each other’s opinions
19:28 – Analoge would care more if the comments were intelligent
20:07 – Tactix would rather watch a really bad movie, instead of an Oscar wining movie
20:23 – Taaaaactiiiix
20:36 – Johnny explains his Tactix battle cry
21:00 – Best cut-scene ever
21:43 – F K in the Coffee
22:15 – Shaving in Deadly Premonition vs Shaving in Heavy Rain
22:45 – Its not our thing to talk about the community
22:57 – The Fucking Scooby Doo Trolling Club. We have made the internet better
23:47 – Sorcediles.com
24:18 – That was the Stella episode. FailCast is not good about keeping up with the show
24:46 – Everyone but Necros hates the show
25:10 – First time Tactix sang on the show.
25:30 – Analoge fails at building shit
25:46 – But anyway video games
26:01 – Analoge fails at trolling. We called him out on it pretty fast
26:23 – Congratulations you have outsmarted a household appliance
26:43 – Tactix tries to talk about the Nintendo Summit, the rest of didn’t know about it
27:05 – We talk about Metroid Other M
27:16 – Ryu is confused about the game play
27:48 – Why do anything really?
27:57 – Nerf Now draws Samus comparisons. Metroid (armored), Bralw (Zero Suit), Other M (Huge tits)
28:40 – Fucking Team Ninja. Johnny hates ya’ll
28:57 – Samus is talking, Analoge rages
29:22 – Analoge does his best Gordon Freeman voice
29:44 – Freeman’s Mind is hilarious
30:16 – Freeman is kind of a dick though
30:38 – Johnny talks about which Nintendo characters he might like that they have voices.
30:55 – Well excuuuuse me princess
31:24 – Giving everyone around the silent protagonist voices is fine, and works perfectly
31:42 – If you think about it though, Samus is the best one to be the first to talk
32:10 – Johnny is disappoint that Samus is not voiced by Jennifer H
32:30 – Tactix is intrigued and a Nintendo Fanboy
32:58 – Analoge is going to shun Other M
33:00 – Its going to be weird seeing the Team Ninja logo pop up after the Nintendo logo
34:00 – Cataract up this Bitch, and he and Tactix start to talk about television
34:24 – The Millionaire Matchmaker is funny because of all the stupid shit they do.
35:09 – She’s all did up
35:22 – Guido Yeah!
35:34 – Welcome to TVCast
36:12 – Weirdest Date EVER
36:27 – Johnny questions the sanity of these men
37:00 – Go into this room and Jizz in a cup. Pressure
37:40 – Best strategy
36:48 – What have we become? Amazing Cast
38:02 – We talk about Sandwiches
38:13 – Johnny is jealous of Catarct’s dinner
38:33 – We talk about what we had for dinner. Johnny just had sauce
39:00 – Johnny is comedy gold
39:45 – Can you imagine if he was on for the entire show?
40:16 – Cataract calms down peasents, with is Dragon’s Breath
40:34 – A fucking diplomacy check whilst spitting acid into the air
41:06 – He critted the door
41:55 – Cataract blows up doors. He love blowing shit up with his feet. Every time he takes a step there’s an explosion
42:37 – Our own CrocBox, rolled a natural 20 to find a sandwich
43:00 – Oh my god exploding Knees, fuck yeah
43:40 – It looks like popcorn
43:52 – Prolific weekend in hilarity
44:00- Mega Man 10 comes out tomorrow
44:24 – And somewhere Jonathan Holmes is jizzing his pants
44:36 – Ok well now he is drowning in it
45:31 – Simultaneous Super Market Sweep
45:58 – Analoge hated those kids with the Toys R’ Us Shopping sprees
46:44 – Mark Summers does the Vegas production of Price is Right
47: 15 – Gasp its Super Market Sweep dude!
47:47 – Tactix reminds us of old game shows
48:00 – Welcome to TV Cast yet again
48:17 – Johnny makes a pun about Burn Notice. Wackity Smackity Doo
48:46 – Or Shit will fuck shit blragargh
49:11 – What else are they going to throw at Michael Weston
49:30 – He takes down Al Qaida from Miami
49:50 – Michael Weston can out McGiver McGiver
50:36 – Johnny or Ryu would never had started watching Burn Notice if it wasn’t for him
50:56 – What it this I don’t even?
51:06 – Juice Candle
51:18 – Ryu will disown Falcon Reaper if the shirt sucks

Music:

F-Zero Big Blue

Phoenix Wright The Fragerence of Dark Coffee

Metroid Other M Music

KABUTOTHEPYTHON Those Minerals



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