The year is 20X6. Roving cocktail gangs ravage American cities in search of vermouth. Amidst all this turmoil A few men try to show that even in this barren wasteland, beauty can still exist... THROUGH KRUMPIN'!
That's right, those loveable scamps are back in the danceventure you've been waiting for. Crocbox is the leader of the gang and sports a dashing, devil-may-care attitude along with an even more dashing afro. Ryu89 and Cataract are caught in a fierce love triangle when they find out that Tactix is having both their babies! Do you think that love can bloom even on a battlefield? You bet your ass it can!
But it's not all peaches and sunshine for the super dance crew, because when Analoge finds out their planning to host a benefit throwdown for the orphans he plans to ruin it, mostly because he wasn't hugged enough as a child. Together with his trusted, hunchbacked lackey, JohnnyViral, he'll use every trick in the book to try and stop the show, including oil slicks, syphilis, and naughty words.
Finally, King3vbo masturbates out of a second story window.
ALL THIS AND MORE ON 321GOCAST: THE CASTENING!
Shownotes brought to you by Johnny "SATAN GUIDE MY COCK" Viral.
1:11 – The only DTOID podcast about sponges.
1:19 – King3vbo is not actually here.
2:02 – King is only promiscuous when it comes to Yashoki.
2:12 – SATAN GUIDE MY COCK!
3:06 – School is still a boring game.
3:35 - Johnny is Atlas.
4:00 – Bioshock 2 interrupted by Kimi ni Todoke.
4:50 – Analoge still can’t really talk about Bioshock 2.
5:02 - Johnny hates Dr. Lamb.
5:50 – Analoge watched the last episode of M*A*S*H for the first time.
6:22 – Ryu compares M*A*S*H to HOUSE in order to troll Analoge, but fails.
6:49 – We don’t want any HOUSE.
6:56 – King is ruining Johnny’s health with his K-ON!
7:29 - Time for the white hot rage of a thousand suns.
7:50 – Sora x Rikku //
9:05 - And then Johnny was the K-ONs.
9:53 – Analoge is the only one that like Rev Ant on this show.
10:17 - Can we move on?
10:35 - Kings on the show only because hes our DM.
10:54 – Analoge’s character died in our latest DnD.
11:20 – Still more professional than FailCast.
11:32 – King hates FailCast.
12:44 - Why are we helping FailCast?
13:07 - It wouldn’t be King in a podcast without him putting random links from 4chan.
13:40 – Funny pics + Kuwabara voice = Stella almost dying
14:30 – I want to stop, and throw up on you.
15:11 – High Five!
16:20 - Were done here. Were done professionally.
16:40 – King is done with this shit.
17:01 – Burning bridges to the 21st century.
17:15 – Ryu fucks up Johnny’s train of thought.
17:38 – Analoge starts reading from the dictionary.
18:06 – We talk about Bioshock 2 for a bit.
18:22 - Andrew Ryan Land.
19:00 – Secret Cheevo.
19:48 – Oh god dem Bees.
20:32 – Hard is kicking Johnny’s ass.
21:24 – Analoge thought Bioshock 2 would be like L4D.
22:35 – Johnny hates gathering ADAM.
23:27 – Lets NOT talk about King’s K-ON figures.
23:47 – Analoge doesn’t understand figures.
24:00 – Johnny likes melee in Bioshock 2.
24:43 - Analoge is an insane housewife hitting people with frying pans.
25:14 – THUNDER GUN.
26:01 – Its Bio Dome.
26:17 – That was the fucking ‘90s dude.
26:49 – It had Tenacious D in it.
26:59 - A man chooses. A Buuuuudy obeys.
27:59 – Bio Dome is responsible for Tenacious D.
28:29 – Why you poop Bannans?
28:47 – 4chanCast.
28:55 – We break into singing Tenacious D.
29:00 – We are singing and Tactix isn’t here.
30:58 – Welcome to Uncle Croc’s Block BITCH!
31:16 – We try to take a moment of silence.
31:34 – Analoge doesn’t observe the moment of silence for his own character.
31:57 – That god damn sword.
32:35 – Analoge burst into singing the Persona3 battle music.
33:21- This isn’t a seg way fuck it.
33:29 – Fuck Google Buzz.
33:39 – It can go SAFD.
34:25 – You can turn off Buzz.
35:10 - Google Broadband, bestest internet ever.
36:28 – Stop this right now.
36:36 - That’s it summoning Pikaman.
37:15 – You sir are uncultured.
38:02 – Some Brawl mods are fucking creepy.
38:59 – Why would they do that?
39:26 - Horrible podcasting at its most horrible.
39:33 - Analoge is outnumbered.
40:00 – PS3 has no games.
40:38 –Wii Music? Art.
41:10 - King cant wait for AvP.
41:51- Whats a runner?
42:00 – Tch tch cth cth (it’s the runner sound).
43:20 – King doesn’t like Frank West in Tatsunoko vs CAPCOM. Its too bad, he covered wars you know.
44:36 – Ryu wrestled bears.
44:45 – Muscle March is so annoying and convoluted.
45:55 – Analoge is desperate for that Muscle March Wii.
47:34 – We already said that.
47:44 – Johnny hijacks his own show, and asks the community for something.
48:20 – Kuwabara overrides Johnny.
48:47 – Johhny wants to drop King from the call.
49:01 - You were saying Johnny?
49:29 – King lays down some knowledge for Johnny.
49:45- Johnny then gives up.
50:11 – Garrus hugging Shepard is a great shoop.
50:43 – Johnny will stop paying for the show.
51:12 – Johnny questions his decision to bring King in on the show.
51:30 – 321GoCast = Pee Wee’s Play House.
51:51 – You will never drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater.
51:59 – MemeCast GO!
52:32 – Johnny fails something all up. And doesn’t fucking care.
53:06 – Analoge wants to read from the dictionary more.
54:11 – A certain editor can go SAFD.
54:20 – This is STILL not our worst show ever.
55:01 – Johnny hates that one FailCast episode, but King loves it.
55:10 – It had TUUUUUUBES.
55:34 – One of Johnny’s books for an engineering class says the internet is a series of tubes.
56:17 – 2006 Memes.
56:30 – RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAACER
56:44 – Candlejack takes king.
56:53 – Ryu fails at saying Candlejack.
57:03 - And we're editing, and we're editing.
57:30 – Worse than the laugh tracks.
57:51 – Kings committed.
58:07 – Come back and we will give you some Moe.
58:32 – Shoot him until he dies.
59:11 – Akira Toriyama can only draw the same character over and over.
59:32 – Oh god the guy from Deep Purple sang this.
1:00:12- Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden is awesome. CHAOS DUNK.
1:01:04 – Best save point ever. The Otaku Gas Pump.
1:01:44 – Demon’s Souls is fucking Hard. King however says its only difficult if you are bad at games.
1:02:58 – Nope, nope you ma bitch.
1:03:49 – Analoge reuses an ending.
Music
Sonic 2 Chemical Plant Zone
Rainbow Road...Thing
Tenacious D Tribute
Super Smash Brothers Brawl Theme
Team Genius Donkey Kong Stickerbrush Symphony Rap
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Uncle Croc's Block, the best show there is or my name's not Croc.
OMG KIMI NI TODOKE it makes me happy you enjoy it :D
you guys slay me with your Kuwabara voice and links I still say "ghost blow job whoo whoo!" King has killed me many times on animucast.
I love it when you guys sing P3 songs moar please <3
In muscle march they stole their steroids or something like that :3
KEIKAKU DOORI LOLOL
Johnny I wanna make you a faceplate <3