Tactix had a chicken. Tactix had a cow. Ryu89 was proud. He didn't care how.

Also there were other people, but let's be honest. You don't really care about them, do you?

Oh, you do? Really? Fine...

Analoge is some sort of... gay fireman.... and uh... JohnnyViral is... uh... a watergun that shoots jelly.

I don't remember who else was on the show, but Cataract is a wise cracking surgeon with a heart of gold in the Korean war and King3vbo is Hot-lips Houlihan.

Editors Note from Ryu89: (Analoge you idiot you forgot crocbox!)

Shownotes brought to you by Johnny "I was Johnny Viral" Viral:

00:34 – Tactix is hosting
00:50 – Hungoverloge
1:27 – We discuss Johnny’s homework. Some of it includes the internets.
2:23 – Analoge attempts to sign RUSH.
3:08 – Thinking about alcohol hurts Analoge.
3:20 – Wine, Cheese and Video Games.
4:08 – Thank God Croc’s not here.
4:20 – Shout out to Croc.
4:30 – Johnny explains how he does the shownotes.
5:28 – Blah Blah Blah, blame Analoge.
5:46- Logistics Cast part 5
6:00 – Gonna be a wiz bang show, with Hooty and the Blowfish.
6:20 – Tactix explains a drinking game, and then we talk about other drinking games.
7:46 – Then Analoge gives up.
8:03 – Drunkaloge. Best episode ever.
8:15 – We finally get to Ryu.
8:38 - Silent Rage.
8:50 – Johnny then makes Ryu rage a bit.
9:13 – Johnny wants his RPG back.
9:38 – Tactix wants Johnny and Ryu to buy him Bioshock 2 and Mass Effect 2.
10:11 – 321GoCast drinking game… exclusively for Analoge. Glug Glug Glug
10:50 – M*A*S*H* Refrence… Damn it Analoge.
11:00 – We talk about Tatsunoko v.s. CAPCOM
11:42 – CAPCOM is never making Legends 3. (Personal note from Johnny: FUCK YOU CAPCOM!!!)
12:27 – Tactix is a fan of rainbows.
13:18 – Analoge adds more 5s to Interstella 555.
13:50 – We discuss DJ Hero… kind of.
15:45 – M*A*S*H* intervention.
16:56 – Analoge is a tampon commercial aficionado.
17:42 – Jeff Seale is Analoge.
18:00 – M*A*S*H* Cast
18:18 – Johnny and Ryu talk about anime for a bit.
19:46 – Johnny and his friends LOVE Gurren Lagann.
20:00 – The final fight is actually much more epic in the movies.
21:10 – Tactix should see Gurren Lagann, because it transcends anime.
22:25 – God Fucking Damn It, Tactix! ENOUGH with the Jersey Shore shit.
23:05 – Intervention. Johnny is fed up with Tactix’s shit.
24:10 – Ryu talks about Bakuman.
24:35 – Trolling Ryu makes Analoge feels better.
25:00 – Johnny hates running out of alcohol.
26:01 – Uninteresting Cast.
26:27 – Shout out to Stella.
26:56 – We make an exception to our “no guests ever” rule.
28:00 – We talk about Yu Yu Hakusho. And we spoil it.
29:15 – If we cant troll each other… well whats the point?
29:48 – Ryu is an Elf.
31:01 – Ryu complains about Snow, and then Johnny sets him straight.
31:40 – Ryu attempts to troll Johnny about Puerto Rico and fails.
32:12- Johnny asks Ryu something about Mass Effect 2.
33:10 – Mordin is the best new Mass Effect character.
33:52 – Fuck the iPad. Fuck it sideways.
35:10 – Johnny explains the Apple Tax.
36:19- Kindle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>iPad
37:12 – Analoge downloaded a Street Fighter soundboard.
37:20 – Go get a Droid phone!!!
39:57- Analoge doesn’t work hard for anything.
40:13- He also has pathetic Navy stories.
40:37 – Analoge is an NPC.
41:12 – We plug Mega64.
42:02 – Cataract’s still running that coin contest.
42:50 – Make us a new banner. What number is Analoge thinking of?
43:34 – We know plenty about Stella. (Yes Falcon Reaper we are aware you listen.)
45:28 – Ryu spent a WHOLE day for 1 Achievement.
46:34 –Ryu recommends Prop Hunt in TF2.
47:26 – Games for Windows Live… UGH.
47:50 – Johnny creeps himself out. So everyone else pushes his buttons.
48:28 – Analoge likes being Analoge, Johnny hates him, Ryu likes to hate him.
48:49 – Tactix STILL hasn’t listened to episode 2.
49:01 – Go listen to Episode 2. We need more subscribers, also give us bad iTunes reviews.
49:43 – Ryu reveals how we get ourselves onto the DTOID frontpage.
50:35 – Ryu said JenkiJam. Stealth shout out to GenkiJam.
51:00 – We plug Shitty Movie Nights and AniWednesdays.
51:45 – Watch Durarara!!
51:45 – The Grammys had a 3D segment… WHAT… THE… FUCK…
52:22 – Analoge hates the present. He goes Emo on us.
53:09 – Johnny thought Tactix was about to say something.
53:50 – The show isn’t over until Analoge’s hangover is gone.
54:41 – Johnny owns the show, so Sterling will NEVER be on the show. EVER.
55:10 – We want Brad Nicholson on the show. Wait... are we actually thinking of getting Edios as guests?
56:00 – We (Ryu and Johnny to be exact) clarify that they don’t hate Niero.
57:00 – You heard it here first. Stella Wong on the show next week.
57:53 – Analoge reminds us that Falcon Reaper listens to us.
58:10 – Ryu called it… but no one is going to pay him.
58:31 – Thanks for listening to this Train Wreck.
58:44 – HOOTY AND THE BLOWFISH!!

Music:

Metal Gear NES music

Mass Effect 2: The Normandy Reborn

Gurren Lagann Opening Theme

Resident Evil 4: Serenity

Gears of War Cole Train Rap



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