Tactix never thought he could live up to the legends. Ryu89. JohnnyViral. Analoge. But now was his chance to prove himself as the best boxer in all of america. Guided by the crotchety Cataract, he will work his way up to the championship and face the greatest enemy he’ll every know: Crocbox! Featuring King3vbo as the announcer.

Sorry this is terrible, Analoge usually does these but I couldn't get a hold of him.

Shownotes brought to you by Johnny "I told my mom to fuck off" Viral.

0:53 – We have Tactix. No one else will ever get on the show.
1:27 Angry Shoutout to DeBloo.
2:00 - Analoge jumps on the Fuck That train.
2:34 - Johnny channeled Coash in Philly.
3:20 – Everything CAPCOM makes is hard for Analoge. Including Garden State.
4:47 – Tactix got a lot of games for Xmass.
5:48 – Throwback Cast.
6:36 – Analoge is our voice of reason.
6:53 – We have Tactix’s and Stella Wong’s of listeners.
8:02 – MasterBraiding, brilliant episode name.
8:33 – Johnny hated recording the most recent FailCast.
10:11 – Editting Whipe. Du du du.
11:50 – Ryu never uses Analoge’s suggestions.
12:26 – Logistics Cast part 3.
12:49 – Go listen to episode 2.
13:20 – Lol Ryu Mad at Tactix.
13:47 – The Best Idea EVER.
14:23 – That is the most Meta shit Ive ever heard.
14:55 – Ryu apologizes.
15:30 – Durarara!! Sound retarded, but is fucking awesome.
16:30 – Ryu almost says Ghost Rider.
17:58 – Boomer.
18:09 – We discuss Japan kind of.
19:20 – Shit! Charger!
20:19 – Hellsing, G-Gundam, Initial D.
20:43 – Tactix doesn’t realize Analoge is Kuwabara. Ryu misses the rest of the cast.
21:49 – Oh Crap! Stuck in the Spitter Goo.
22:50 – Seeing as its Japanese, Im going to say, oh shit. Also don’t read the manga Analoge mentions in this section. (Johnny was seriously creeped out by it.)
24:10 – WTF is Bakuman. Not Bakugan.
25:06 – Johnny loves Comic Party.
25:33 – Kept pushing the main character to do the thing.
26:27 – We lose Tactix.
27:44 – Tactix wants us to give a bunch of Guidos ratings.
28:10 – Analoge admits to watch the Hallmark channel. This man was in the Navy.
29:04 – Because Analoge.
29:12 – Im going to take this opportunity to, oh shit Hunter. We are all with Conan.
29:45 – Oh Shit! That was a Witch!
30:21 – Old people are friggin’ idiots.
31:24 – Leno is such a dick. TANK!
32:08 – Analoge doesn’t understand whats going on. Tactix tried to explain, then Johnny hijacks for a second.
32:52 – Tactix is unfaithful.
33:25 – Analoge got out of a DUI. And during all of PAX Analoge was Drunkaloge.
34:18 – We talk about DnD. FUCK! TANK!
35:00 – Ryu mentions the shitty Saturday morning cartoon version of DnD.
35:45 – Childhood Memories with Tactix.
36:38 – Johnny kills a Jockey pretty epicly.
37:42 – We go back to talking about the Conan/NBC shit.
39:14 – Ryu feels bad for Jimmy Fallon… but fuck Carson Daily.
39:57 – The Tomorrow Show.
40:20 – Second BEST Idea Ever.
41:04 – But House. But House. But HOUSE.
42:22 – We all LOVE Pamela. Then we talk about The Journalism Show.
43:26- Mega 64 destroyed a PSP Go. TANK!
43:42 – Charger!
44:20 – Journalism Show, shits funny. Mrs. Beedod is hilariously Asian.
45:08 – We LOVE Brad Nicholson.
46:10 – Uhh TANK.
46:36 – Johnny and Analoge Play Games Cast.
49:00 – The mid game reveal in MW2 is AWESOME.
49:34 – Ramirez! Do EVERYTHING!
50:18 – Whos Soap?
51:00 – Boy and his Blob is Adorable. You can HUG the Blob.
52:00 - We talk about old school games.
52:34 – Is that a Tank?
53:37 – Ryu gives Tactix a geekgasm.
54:14 – Yeah I like that when I was in middle school.
55:23 – What kind of name is Biff?
56:04 – Don’t name your child anything that comes up on the screen when Batman hits you.
56:22 – Analoge get your ass on the boat!
57:27 – Johnny almost gives Ryu a heart attack.
59:13 – Ryu says Yaris and Rez are basically the same game.
1:00:00 – All the different ways to say JohnnyViral.
1:01:18 – We list all our spinoff casts.
1:02:50: - If you feel sad about not being able to visits Pandora, you are a sad person.
1:03:50 – I need to draw you.
1:04:30 – We spoil Avatar.
1:04:54 – Johnny tells Tactix to shut up, then has to apologize. He has diplomatic immunity on 321Go Cast.
1:05:09 – Oh Shit TANK!
1:06:10 – Johnny admits to being entertained for a bit by Avatar. Then gets pounced by a Hunter.
1:07:05 – Brad Nicholson eats Tanks for breakfast.
1:08:15 – Johnny noticed a blooper at the end of Avatar.
1:09:02 – Tactix turns this into Akward Cast.
1:09:40 – Finally Johnny tells us wha the blooper is.
1:10:24 – Kuwabara ends the show.

Music:

Super Mario Brothers 3 Stage Music

Zelda Spirit Tracks Music

Durarara Opening Theme

Bucky O Hare Cartoon Theme

A Boy And His Blob Main Theme

Persona 3 OST - Deep Breath Deep Breath



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