forces of evil on a bozo nightmare, ban all the music with a phony gas chamber cause Jeff’s got a weasel and Johnny’s got a flag, one’s on the pole, shove the other in the bag, with the rerun shows and cocaine nose job, the daytime crap with the Cataract’s slop, he hung himself with a guitar string, a slab of turkey neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wing, ya’ can’t write if ya’ can’t relate, trade the cash for the beef for the Tactix for the hate, and Ryu’s time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite, who’s chokin’ on the splinters

(WTF analoge... WTF!)

Shownotes brought to you by Johnny "His eyes said no, but his heart said yes" Viral

0:57- Don’t feel bad about eating Sonic Tater Tots.
1:12 – Tactix is back!
1:47 – Tactix loves Mass Effect 2.
2:08 – Hes not a female Sheppard. But he does have pink armor.
2:41 - Analoge wants us to keep talking about ME2 so he can keep eating.
3:30 – DTOIDSF House warming party.
3:40 – Hamza was passing out by 9PM.
4:16 – We love you Stella.
4:40 – Analoge has NO idea what hes been doing.
5:10 – Ryu finally does something that’s not just go to school.
5:35 – Analoge knew that was coming.
6:16 – Tactix wants to play more Old School games.
6:36 – Renaming characters in old games to dirty words is the best thing ever.
7:32 – Johnny has been Ryu. Going to school and shit.
8:02 – For the record.
8:30 – Save it for next week.
9:30 – Tactix took a class about WoW.
10:50 – Johnny sang Death Metal the night prior.
11:21 – His friends were impressed that he could growl the lyrics.
11:38 – Tactix wants to hear it. The rest of the cast vetoes it.
12:05 – Johnny flips a coin. Hes not singing.
12:28 – Analoge hogs the mic.
13:00 – Why don’t you like RadioHead?
13:16 – Tactix is a vocal purist. Yet he wants to listen to Johnny growl death metal.
13:34 – Johnny will sing to Tactix after the show. (A promise he did not keep)
14:00 – Ryu hates on Radiohead because of OkAbacus.
14:17 – Only Ryu doesn’t like PonderCast.
14:43 – Analoges an awful troll. Then he denies hes a troll/chanbaby.
15:07 – The boredom that is 321Gocast.
15:21 – Too predictable of a troll.
16:27 – Armstrong = Dudley
16:45 – Dudley does not speak through his mustache.
17:00 – The mustache does the talking.
17:20 – Ryu is 2 episodes behind on Durarara!! Because of Haruhi.
17:37 – Endless 8 was awful. Decent premise though.
18:13 – October is NOT the 8th month Ryu. Its August.
18:40 – The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya however is good.
19:50 – Super simple solution.
20:25 – Dat Frog Suit.
21:05 – Nobody here cares about Kimi ni Todoke.
21:19 - Ryu (not our Ryu btw) finally does give a fuck.
21:40 – Ryu breaks into song, sort of.
22:21 – Moving on from the Johnny and Ryu show.
22:56 – MusicalCast.
23:16 – Tactix loves RENT.
23: 45 - Onto the Analoge and Tactix show.
24:04 – Tactix trolls Johnny.
24:34 – Johnny congratulates Tactix.
24:50 – What Paychecks?
25:07 – Johnny is on a power trip.
25:30 – Ryu denies that Johnny has power over him.
26:08 – Did you get that thing I sent ya?
26:30 – 321GoCast the Musical GO.
26:41 – So we decide to sing more Tenacious D.
26:59 – OBJECTION!!!
27:10 – Phoenix Wrong is AMAZING! (Go watch it!)
28:01 – Links or it didn’t happen.
28:25 – More Tenacious D.
28:45- Tactix has yet to sing anything.
29:23 – Johnny did say Mean Girls, but meant Dream Girls.
29:43 – Whats your favorite kind of Towel?
30:10 – Analoge seems to have a lot of little messes.
30:31 – Cooking Chicken? Is that what they call it now?
31:02 – Ryu don’t give a fuck about Analoge.
31:16 – George Bush doesn’t care about Analoge.
32:28 – You sultry sultry tart.
32:54 – That’s some Meta shit right there.
33:03 – Episode 100, Commentary Cast.
33:45 – We hate on Backwards Compatible.
34:20 – And we are done, And we are deleting this, And we are closing the window, And we are taking a shower, system recovery, delete system 32, burn computer…
35:47 – Logistics Cast.
35:50 – What the Fuck? Why are we so Meta?
36:16 – Logistcs Cast: The return of Jafar.
36:38 – We should watch Willow.
37:04 – Implying that Val Kilmer isn’t a Douche Bag.
37:17 – Johnny sings the best song ever. After trolling Analoge.
37:39 – Sweet Victolee
37:52 – Johnny trolls Analoge and blames him for it.
38:14 – Our Shownotes are so complicated, eventually it will be a word for word transcription of the show. But then Johnny will eventually make it into a novelization.
38:49 – Analoge recites impromptu 321GOCast fan fiction.
39:30 – Tactix defends his Snooki blog.
39:46 – Thefuckingweather is a great site.
40:00 – Best forecast EVER!
40:23 – Intermission.
41:10 – Ryu got dropped from the call.
41:21- The video is hilarious. Go watch it.
42:06 – The title is Accuweather.com Snowpocalypse Now.
42:42 – Washington DC doesn’t know shit about snow.
43:32- Ryu brags about Hurricanes, the Johnny shoots him down.
43:44 – WeatherCast.
44:03 – Analoge didn’t know they named Hurricanes.
44:39 – So Ryu you like RPGs right?
44:53 – You see me caring?
45:14 – Johnny talks about an RPG that he really enjoyed looking at.
46:11 – Ryu makes sure hes not talking about RPG Maker.
47:29 – Analoge is sick of customization.
48:10 – Ryu doesn’t understand why Analoge doesn’t like Bioware games.
48:30 – Analoge contradicts himself, sort of.
49:20 – Ryu really likes FemShep.
49:33 – Ryu and Analoge will never agree.
50:02 – 321GoCast gets in the way of things we want to do.
51:05 – Ryu starts a conversation about Jersey Shore.
51:15 – Johnny rages and tries to stop the show.
51:29 – This is the WORST idea for a television show, EVER.
52:07 – Johnny clarifies something for the absent Cataract.
52:29 – Guido is a mind set. This statement sets Johnny off.
53:18 – TAACTIIX!!!
53:28 – Ryu wants the rage.
53:43 – LOL JOHNNY VERY MAD.
54:20 – How does that make any sense, to anyone?
54:40 – Jersey shore in Miami. Miami Shore.
55:30 – Johnny wants to shit himself.
55:38 – Ryu hates the Olympics.
55:45 – M*A*S*H* still comes one even with the Olympics on.
56:35 – Ryu and Analoge have a deal.
56:56 – Analoge confuses Chuck with Dexter.
57:28 – Analoge hates The Big Bang Theory. He also doesn’t know who Wil Wheaton is.
58:20 – Tactix tries to get Analoge to watch Glee.
58:41 – Analoge opens up the deal to everyone.
59:17 – Johnny warns Analoge about possible pitfalls.
59:40 – Analoge and Ryu had a plan to piss of Johnny. And it worked.
1:00:18 – We would go on Hiatus for years.
1:00:58 – NO.
1:01:28 – Tactix, Tactix, Tactix.
1:01:47 – Johnny runs on anger.
1:02: 00 – We discuss Johnny’s day to day life, living with Necros.
1:02:32 – Johnny has had enough.
1:02:54 – Yes Falcon Reaper I know you exist, stop bitching about it in the comments.
1:03:11 – We shout out the rest of the listeners.
1:03:20 – Now Would You Kindly Fuck Off.

Music

Megaman X2 Bubble Crab

Mastodon Blood And Thunder

Jet Set Radio Future Like This Like That

The Offspring Intermission

Donkey Kong Country 2 Jib Jig

Vanilla Ice Ninja Rap



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