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My last name is Kruger. I was born on Friday the 13th. Seriously.

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The greatest movie poster EVAR! (NVGR)
13thDragon | 2:22 AM on 06.24.2008 20 comments





51% MOTHERFUCKER

49% SON OF A BITCH


OMG this movie is going to be awesomely awesome.

For cereal.

And I don't even have the slightest clue as to what it's going to be about. A dinosaur? Nuclear war? Zombies? Zombie dinosaurs with nuclear capability?! Holy shit the possibilities are endless!!


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18 comments | showing # 1 to 18
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MaximusPaynicus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 02:30
MaximusPaynicus
...epic has been given a new meaning on this day...
Respectable Gentleman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 02:40
Respectable Gentleman
I do agree that this poster is totally fucking sweet, I have to mention that I hate Rob Zombie and everything he's ever made.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 02:46
nebones
Holy fucking shit...
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 03:06
13thDragon
Someone please photoshop me a banner that says "13thDragon" on top, with "51% Motherfucker" and "41% Son of a Bitch" under it.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 03:15
Skribble
This poster is fucking intense

I should also mention I loved The Devils Rejects, but House of 1000 corpses was ....less good.
iwontusemyname's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 03:20
iwontusemyname
oh. another 70's style horror tribute starring his wife. yay.

although, in all seriousness, that poster rules.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 04:35
Justice
@ 13thDragon
What is the other 8% then?
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 04:37
13thDragon
@Justice

Lol, the other 8% is apparently typos.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 07:16
BluDesign
Rob's gonna have to prove himself more than just a schlock horror director. Devils Rejects was good, but 1000 Corpses and Halloween were very subpar.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 07:38
SilverDragon1979
A Rob Zombie movie huh ...

99% crappy movie
1% chance you won't see tits
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 08:04
BigPopaGamer
This poster gives me hope that maybe a Zombie film will not suck.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 08:29
nintendoll
That's a poster that I'd like to see displayed in a movie theater.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 09:13
pendelton21
I actually enjoy my movies with 67% Motherfucker.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 09:17
B-Radicate
For as much as I dislike Rob Zombie's music, the dude does make some pretty decent gore flicks. I need to know mor ebefore I get super excited, though.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 09:25
Hitogoroshi
Damn he's right!
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 10:05
007
Oh shit, that's awesome.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 10:18
Aziel13
ZOMG my E-penis just got like a +10 to girth
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 10:29
MrSadistic
It's a Rob Zombie film, so it has a 100% chance of fail.
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