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My last name is Kruger. I was born on Friday the 13th. Seriously.

I live in New Orleans.

I love video games. All systems, all consoles, all of them. You will just as soon see me playing a 1980's arcade game as you would the latest 360 release.

I love any and all horror games. I'm a horror fanatic.

I'm also a fighting game whore, especially 2-d fighters.

I enjoy playing old school games on emulators, and love finding old school games I've never heard of before.

I just got a new gaming tv! A 40" Sony Bravia LCD! It's gorgeous for games. Hit me up on Xbox Live : TheX13thXDragon.

Other shit I like, in no particular order:
Transformers, G.I. Joe, books, MC Chris, Lost, dragons, Puss N Boots from Shrek, H.P. Lovecraft, The Dark Tower, Tech N9ne, photography, samurai, Staind, animals, beer, X-Files, lots of other shit.

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Commandments of the True Gamer
13thDragon | 12:50 PM on 03.11.2008 26 comments


Thou Shalt Not Be A Fanboy
Every platform in history has at least one reason to play it. Except maybe the CD-I. As long as there are exclusive titles, there is no reason to be a Fanboy. Hating a console just because you dislike the company who developed it is ridiculous. The people who built the console do not make the games. You are only depriving yourself of some excellent games. Owning and playing only one console when each has unique games is a shame. Unless you’re broke and one console is all you can afford, then it’s ok.

Thou Shalt Respect Thy Elders
The games you play today would not be possible if not for the games of yesterday. Classic games paved the way for the Current Gen titles we have today. Just because they are old, or the graphics are not mind-blowing, does NOT mean they are not fun. Classic and old school games deserve just as much attention as the latest releases. Seek out and play some classic games, you might actually have some fun.

Thou Shalt Not Cheat
It feels great to finish a game all on your own. Solving that puzzle, finding the bosses weak spot, barely surviving that last firefight, makes you feel a little powerful and gives you a real sense of accomplishment. Cheat codes and walkthroughs are for the weak. Beat the game on your own. The experience will be much more enjoyable.

Thou Shalt Bear Witness
Many games work hard to tell a story. One of the greatest parts of a game is the story telling, the dialogue, the atmosphere, the writing, the immersion. Don’t skip the cut-scenes. Take a minute to read the text. Pay attention. Explore your surroundings. Take in the atmosphere. You might be glad you did. Don’t run through a game as fast as can, just to say you did. Take your time or you might miss out on a lot.

Thou Shalt Ignore The Heretics
Game reviewers are NOT Gods. Most of them are not even honest. The majority are biased, and many are bribed / paid off. For example, the greatest survival horror game ever may be released, but someone who doesn’t like survival horror games reviews it. Of course he is going to give it a bad score. If a game looks good / interesting to you, but it gets bad reviews, PLAY IT ANYWAY. You will probably still like it. Don’t immediately dismiss a game because so and so in such and such magazine gave it a below average score. You are capable of forming your own opinions.

Thou Shalt Honor Thy Opponents
When you play online against other actual people, don’t be a dick. It’s ok if you’re new to the game and don’t know what to do, as long as you try to learn. Don’t kill your teammates. Don’t sing songs. Don’t talk about dumb shit. Don’t run around like a retard. Actually try to play the game. If you get killed, don’t curse people out and don’t complain. Nobody likes a dick. Well, I guess some people do like dicks, but that’s a totally different topic.
This also applies to the opposite side. If someone is a “newb” but trying to learn, and trying to play correctly, don’t chastise them. Don’t be an ass to them. Help them out. Give them tips, pointers.
We all know that online communities are usually 80% fuckwads, but maybe we can change that.

Thou Shalt Respect Thy Fellow Gamer
Just because someone else likes a game that you hate does NOT mean that person is a moron. Sure, you might think so, but guess what? Everyone has their own opinion. Each of us is entitled to like or dislike whichever games we choose. Don’t put someone down just because he or she likes a game that you think is retarded. Trust me, there’s a lot of people who hate that game you play everyday.



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26 comments | showing # 1 to 26
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Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 13:15
Neonie
"Everyone has their own opinion."

CAN I GET AN AMEN!
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 13:16
BlackSheep
... when i saw the respect your opponents i instantly thought of the immature teabagging on xbox live.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 13:18
Rockvillian
Post this everywhere please!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 13:25
Samit Sarkar
Blog of the motherfuckin’ week right here. I wish people weren’t such fucktards all the time.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 13:25
shipero
"Thou Shalt Respect Thy Elders"

Hallelujah!
Pixel Blue's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 13:31
Pixel Blue
"Thou Shalt Bear Witness" is an important one that's often overlooked, and you managed to say it in cool pseudo-biblical language. Nice.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 13:32
Snaileb
13th Dragon this is probably the most thought provoking blog you've published.
Passionate Styos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 13:37
Passionate Styos
"Thou Shalt Not Be A Fanboy"

Amen!

Great thought on this one.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 13:42
Technophile
this is getting printed out and going in my cube.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 13:48
13thDragon
Thanks guys, glad you like it.
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 13:49
zombiekiller13
Awesome. This needs to be spread throughout the land...er...Internet.

Thou Shalt Not Cheat...I've broken that one. And the times that I have, I always felt bad afterwards and went back to re-do what I went through sans cheating.

Thou Shalt Respect Thy Elders...more little kiddies need to be told this. There are sites I just plain refuse to post on anymore, just because the tykes on it bash old NES and Atari games. Without those games, they wouldn't be playing what they are today, as you said.
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 13:51
KyleGamgee
I have sinned. I was finally playing Undertow last night. The gameplay is decent fun, but I skipped right through those cut scenes, I did.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 13:51
king3vbo
PRINTING FOR GREAT JUSTICE IN MAH CUBE NOW
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 13:56
galagabug
preach on!

there is nothing worse than putting someone on to a game you know they'd enjoy just to heard back, the graphics were layme. classic video games should be tought like classic film.
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 13:56
NightDehumidifier
How about THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!

You fuckin' pirates.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 13:58
Samit Sarkar
Dude, put a Digg button on this blog. For cereal.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 14:02
13thDragon
@Samit

I'm about to show my noobish-ness. How do I do that? I've never bothered with Digg.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 14:11
BigPopaGamer
Hail to the Dragon!!
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 15:04
Teta
Amen!
MPHtails's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 15:05
MPHtails
I agree with all of the above.

THough I do break the THou shalt not cheat one a lot with RPGs. It takes me long enough to beat them with guides, i don't think I have the lifespan to try one without. Also, GTA games. Or if I just want instant gratification.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 15:25
Y0j1mb0
Great post 13thDragon..keep them coming Bro.
J4RMZ's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 16:03
J4RMZ
Spectacular. Yes. C-blog Top Sauce if there ever was such a beast.
youkilledmyguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 16:20
youkilledmyguy
But if I don't own noobs and then repeatedly tell them that they suck and are noobs... how will they know they are noobs? They might go around thinking they are pro.
Kiimu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 17:04
Kiimu
I agree with youkilledmyguy! I keep thinking I'm pro all the time, and I can't be humbled by anything but 1337! It's a conundrum.

Seriously though, this post gives me warm, fuzzy feelings inside.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2008 00:04
007
awwww yeaaaah
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2008 13:35
king3vbo
I actually have this posted on the side of my cube
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