Thou Shalt Not Be A Fanboy
Every platform in history has at least one reason to play it. Except maybe the CD-I. As long as there are exclusive titles, there is no reason to be a Fanboy. Hating a console just because you dislike the company who developed it is ridiculous. The people who built the console do not make the games. You are only depriving yourself of some excellent games. Owning and playing only one console when each has unique games is a shame. Unless you’re broke and one console is all you can afford, then it’s ok.
Thou Shalt Respect Thy Elders
The games you play today would not be possible if not for the games of yesterday. Classic games paved the way for the Current Gen titles we have today. Just because they are old, or the graphics are not mind-blowing, does NOT mean they are not fun. Classic and old school games deserve just as much attention as the latest releases. Seek out and play some classic games, you might actually have some fun.
Thou Shalt Not Cheat
It feels great to finish a game all on your own. Solving that puzzle, finding the bosses weak spot, barely surviving that last firefight, makes you feel a little powerful and gives you a real sense of accomplishment. Cheat codes and walkthroughs are for the weak. Beat the game on your own. The experience will be much more enjoyable.
Thou Shalt Bear Witness
Many games work hard to tell a story. One of the greatest parts of a game is the story telling, the dialogue, the atmosphere, the writing, the immersion. Don’t skip the cut-scenes. Take a minute to read the text. Pay attention. Explore your surroundings. Take in the atmosphere. You might be glad you did. Don’t run through a game as fast as can, just to say you did. Take your time or you might miss out on a lot.
Thou Shalt Ignore The Heretics
Game reviewers are NOT Gods. Most of them are not even honest. The majority are biased, and many are bribed / paid off. For example, the greatest survival horror game ever may be released, but someone who doesn’t like survival horror games reviews it. Of course he is going to give it a bad score. If a game looks good / interesting to you, but it gets bad reviews, PLAY IT ANYWAY. You will probably still like it. Don’t immediately dismiss a game because so and so in such and such magazine gave it a below average score. You are capable of forming your own opinions.
Thou Shalt Honor Thy Opponents
When you play online against other actual people, don’t be a dick. It’s ok if you’re new to the game and don’t know what to do, as long as you try to learn. Don’t kill your teammates. Don’t sing songs. Don’t talk about dumb shit. Don’t run around like a retard. Actually try to play the game. If you get killed, don’t curse people out and don’t complain. Nobody likes a dick. Well, I guess some people do like dicks, but that’s a totally different topic.
This also applies to the opposite side. If someone is a “newb” but trying to learn, and trying to play correctly, don’t chastise them. Don’t be an ass to them. Help them out. Give them tips, pointers.
We all know that online communities are usually 80% fuckwads, but maybe we can change that.
Thou Shalt Respect Thy Fellow Gamer
Just because someone else likes a game that you hate does NOT mean that person is a moron. Sure, you might think so, but guess what? Everyone has their own opinion. Each of us is entitled to like or dislike whichever games we choose. Don’t put someone down just because he or she likes a game that you think is retarded. Trust me, there’s a lot of people who hate that game you play everyday.
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"Everyone has their own opinion."
CAN I GET AN AMEN!
... when i saw the respect your opponents i instantly thought of the immature teabagging on xbox live.
Post this everywhere please!
Blog of the motherfuckin’ week right here. I wish people weren’t such fucktards all the time.
"Thou Shalt Respect Thy Elders"
Hallelujah!
"Thou Shalt Bear Witness" is an important one that's often overlooked, and you managed to say it in cool pseudo-biblical language. Nice.
13th Dragon this is probably the most thought provoking blog you've published.
"Thou Shalt Not Be A Fanboy"
Amen!
Great thought on this one.
this is getting printed out and going in my cube.
Thanks guys, glad you like it.
Awesome. This needs to be spread throughout the land...er...Internet.
Thou Shalt Not Cheat...I've broken that one. And the times that I have, I always felt bad afterwards and went back to re-do what I went through sans cheating.
Thou Shalt Respect Thy Elders...more little kiddies need to be told this. There are sites I just plain refuse to post on anymore, just because the tykes on it bash old NES and Atari games. Without those games, they wouldn't be playing what they are today, as you said.
I have sinned. I was finally playing Undertow last night. The gameplay is decent fun, but I skipped right through those cut scenes, I did.
PRINTING FOR GREAT JUSTICE IN MAH CUBE NOW
preach on!
there is nothing worse than putting someone on to a game you know they'd enjoy just to heard back, the graphics were layme. classic video games should be tought like classic film.
How about THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!
You fuckin' pirates.
Dude, put a Digg button on this blog. For cereal.
@Samit
I'm about to show my noobish-ness. How do I do that? I've never bothered with Digg.
Hail to the Dragon!!
Amen!
I agree with all of the above.
THough I do break the THou shalt not cheat one a lot with RPGs. It takes me long enough to beat them with guides, i don't think I have the lifespan to try one without. Also, GTA games. Or if I just want instant gratification.
Great post 13thDragon..keep them coming Bro.
Spectacular. Yes. C-blog Top Sauce if there ever was such a beast.
But if I don't own noobs and then repeatedly tell them that they suck and are noobs... how will they know they are noobs? They might go around thinking they are pro.
I agree with youkilledmyguy! I keep thinking I'm pro all the time, and I can't be humbled by anything but 1337! It's a conundrum.
Seriously though, this post gives me warm, fuzzy feelings inside.
awwww yeaaaah
I actually have this posted on the side of my cube