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Sessler From X-Play Beats Down On RE5.
007 | 10:13 PM on 03.12.2009 29 comments



No, YOUUUUUU're game sucks!



http://g4tv.com/thepile/hdvideos/37180/Sesslers-Soapbox-Resident-Evil-Disappoints.html

Adam Sessler, one of the last few respectable people left on G4 (next to his on-stage partner, Horseface) has gotten a bit of criticism for his review of Resident Evil 5. And knowing gamers and the o-so-wondrous people of the internet, he had gone ahead and created a video that was recorded before the review was released to help explain to people why he said what he said about the game.

I've always been a fan of the man's Soapbox videos, and this one is something that everyone should check out. Coming from a very well-spoken person, Sessler is able to point out some of the things that he feels are flaws in the game and then thoroughly explain himself. I seriously thought was I was alone on the whole controls issue until watching the vid. I'll definitely still be picking up this game, since I was a huge fan of RE4, don't get me wrong. But Capcom really needs to learn when to move on and leave the whole "if it ain't broken, don't fix it" mentality that it seems to keep with several of its games.

Also, the video and written review can be watched herez.



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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2009 22:31
MrSadistic
I didn't know someone who gave Devil May Cry 2 a 5 out of 5 can be called respectable.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2009 22:34
007
@Sadistic
JK, he's not respectable. He's actually just a stupid, forgettable whore with nothing worthwhile to say. THOSE are my true feelings. Happy now?
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2009 22:52
Shin Oni
the man gave DMC2 a 5 out of 5?

the cool points he got during the "fuck you g4 forums" vid just went back down.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2009 23:00
Shin Oni
the only thing he really complains about is the controls...which people need to grow the fuck up about.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2009 23:03
Daxelman
I can't find where Xplay reviewed Devil May Cry.

It's not on their website. Only Devil May Cry 3 for the PS3 shows up.

Nothing on Google either.

I know there was a review somewhere, and the Devil May Cry 3 review calls DMC2 a failure...
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2009 23:38
MrSadistic
He reviewed it back in the day when they were known as "Gamespot TV", and it was just him hosting. I remember that review fondly, because Sessler acted like it was just another typical AAA++++ title such as a Metal Gear Solid or Mario title.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2009 23:48
vexed alex
"He's actually just a stupid, forgettable whore with nothing worthwhile to say."

And yet we always listen to him when he does say something. Silly gamers.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2009 23:50
falinter
I like Sessler.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2009 23:56
vexed alex
He also had some great points, by the way.

Ohshitwait! No! I forgot my place. I'm a gamer. I'm supposed to hate him.

@Shin Oni

That was his main complaint. Listen better.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 00:12
Red TheHaze Veron
They were Gamespot TV then, expect shitty corporate shill type of crap.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 00:29
Usedtabe
"if it ain't broken, don't fix it"


Actually, more developers should employ this train of thought. Especially Epic games, with how bad they fucked up Gears2.
Nesavant's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 00:35
Nesavant
good review
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 02:07
Aziel13
LOL failz
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 02:39
mikeyed
All I can say is farewell Mr. Sessler, I hope your producers and higherups only fire you and do not sue you for slander of some kind. I only say this, cause this MUST BE A TRIPLE A TITLE! No one can say it's a bad game. NO ONE!!! Sorry, Sessler, it's your time to be locked up, tied down, and lobotomized. That's what they do... it's Chinatown. (I love Jack Nicholson, just fyi)
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 03:59
pedrovay2003
You know what? I was LOVING Resident Evil 5 until I found out that once again, YOU CAN'T FUCKING BACK YOUR SAVE UP.

I don't care what mean stuff he says about RE5 right now. I'm very mad at that game.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 04:21
Kyousuke Nanbu
Agreed 100% with him, RE5 is fun but its nothing special.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 06:26
RonBurgandy2010
I agreed with him completely. I played the demo, and I thought it was awful. It's been a very long time since I was that frustrated. That's not fun to me. Fun is fun, not trying to kill people using shit controls.
sickNasty's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 07:02
sickNasty
I agree with his assessment. I felt the same way after playing the demo. He makes very reasonable points.
elsteveo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 07:40
elsteveo
I agree as well. If you are going to change the type of game you are playing change the controls. It is broke and needs fixing. The only people who like the controls are die hard RE fans that jack off all over Chris redfield.
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 08:53
Def JM
@Usedtabe

Not sure what the problem with Gears 2 is, the new update is coming out on the 24th to fix the region filter, and smoke downs. Other than that I've never had a real problem.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 09:16
de BLOO
@def jm

my guess is the shitty limitations they made from the first.

We cant shot ANY weapons after immediately stoping our roadie run.... not cool.

they made two piece very easy now....not fun.

the smoke grenade dont really leave smoke as long as they did before... not cool.

but that might be just my rant....
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 10:10
Shin Oni
@Vexed Alex

actually..about 2 mins of the vid is nonsense of him trying to say "don't bitch about my take on RE5" while the other 3 were to controls, how the game was "meh" , and it didn't do it for him.

I dunno if people are changing the controls to the RE4 style or not (i'm not sure...but i'm curious to see if people are switching to Type A and not keeping it on that awful Type D.) But these "bad controls" argument doesn't hold any water. If you like Gears controls, you like RE4 controls. Sure it's not fast paced but when was a RE game ever that fast?

I personally don't have a problem with the game even though I still wish Capcom would go back to old school RE style of games. But I think too many people are still trying to compare this game to other mainstream Third person shooters and then trying to break it down.
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 10:45
pascuz46
I really dont mind sessler, thats his opinion about RE5, atleast he does backs up his complaints and they are legitamite. Now Im getting this game today, Ive played the demo and really liked it and other than this Ive only heard good things about this game. So I think it will be fun.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 14:07
Kyousuke Nanbu
Vexed is right, you don't know how to listen Oni.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 15:05
007
Beats off on RE5? Get it guys??


nvm...
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2009 19:17
Artemus
Adam who?!
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 07:22
Roryzilla
I don't know about well-spoken, that dude needs to slow it down a bit.
But yes, pretty on point.
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